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ambush daps 

Taking or giving yourself "daps" from someone else when they are not actually trying to give you "daps". Usually done when someone says or does something unfunny but quickly pounds another person's unsuspecting fist,
Mikey: "Dude, I hope there will be lots of 16 year olds at the pool today, we can totally holler at them!"

Mike: "Nah Dawg, that isn't really tight... You aren't getting daps for that one..." (Shaking his head).

Zach: "Whatever, you will give him daps later on for that."

(Simultaneously while punching his fist against Mike's, Mikey yells)

Mikey: Ambush Daps, bitches!!!!
ambush daps by Bromancer20 July 30, 2009

Ambush Date

When you have been taken out with out realizing it is a date. After this unknown date you are told it was a date.
One day after crew I caught a bite to eat with a guy friend and had a nice long conversation. Needless to say later in the night I was caught off guard...

Andy: Did you enjoy our magical 2 hours and 3 minute date?
Jess: ::confused look at computer screen:: what date?
Andy: :: confused look at computer screen:: Our ambush date,duh!
Ambush Date by The snoozer January 21, 2011
When the TV shoes things at meal times you don't particularly want to see while your eating.
Ambush TV is when they show nappy adverts in the morning. The last thing you want to think of over breakfast is babies sh*tting.
Ambush TV by Deathflower October 1, 2012

ambush conference call 

when your phone rings and instead of it being the person you expect, it is that person along with 5 other people who want to get into a lengthy conversation about a given topic.
"man, the other day I was shopping for socks and TJ Maxx and I got ambush conference called."
ambush conference call by Monty13 February 17, 2010

Ambush Sodomy 

A synonym for suprise buttsecks. When you fuck someone in the ass without informing them first.
I gave her some ambush sodomy.

ambush whistler

While whistling a song or melody, the ambush whistler will hear you and whether consciously or subconsciously start to whistle a completely different tune causing you to become distracted and off-key. Common in the workplace, it is also known to happen during elevator rides, cook outs and lawn work.
Excuse me, I was whistling Mary Had a Little Lamb until you started whistling Patience by Guns N Roses - you are such an ambush whistler.
ambush whistler by DubbedOver June 23, 2008