Alfie 

Usually stinky and ugly, likes girls younger than him. He talks a load of rubbish all of the time and believes he is the baddest on the road

What is he such an Alfie

Alfie by Jacob nob nob May 17, 2019

Alfie 

Pronounced ‘al-fie’. Alfies are the most hilarious, helpful and sweet people on the planet. The Alfie i know is one of my best friends and is known by all for being awfully polite but at the same time full of jokes and fun. Alfie’s have so much character and are the guy that everyone loves and wants to be around :) Alfies always have the best stories and are up for anything, they’ll never fail to put a smile on your face. The Alfie i know is hilarious, original, friendly, polite, easy to talk to, fun to be around and a complete gentleman :)

“wtf Alfie?!”

Alfie by teaandbiscuits174 January 19, 2019

alfie 

small child who is like 1 ft tall and thinks hes pretty epik and hard but secretly he has a small dick and no friends. You cant tell me im wrong

alfie's friends: hi alfie!
alfie: i need to take my meds, you clearly aren't real

alfie by short_person May 21, 2021

alfie 

Alfie is the guy who will make you laugh no matter what, he may seem dumb but he's not, he cares...but you will fall for him and he will play you over and over again so watch out for an Alfie up ahead.

I fell for an Alfie.

alfie by nweoifhqrjf December 14, 2017

Alfie 

Thinks he's an intellectual. But mainly he's alright. He has a big booty though so we allow it.

Alfie: Look at me I'm clever.
Me: Shut up Alfie you're dumb and you just think you're brighter than you really are. But man, you're ass is fat so I'll allow you.

Alfie by oat that kid May 27, 2019

Alfie 

fit, sexy, beautiful, amazing, has a wonderful personality, gets all the girls, loves himself, best smile, SHANIES MAN NOT KEELEYS

Shanie: I spoke to Alfie yesterday, he was so nice to me
Maddie: awhh cute

Alfie by ajakkajwndnwjwjwj June 7, 2019

Alfie 

Alfie is the name given to those who are not only A pedo but also swings both ways with girls and boys, be careful around an Alfie.

He’s gay, he must called alfie

Alfie by Unoblackjackcheatpoker December 12, 2019