Al Gore 

A big fat windbag who benefits financially by convincing everyone that "Global Warming" is an actual issue to worry about, even though the changing output of the sun is what causes our variable global temperature, and CO2 only comprises .03% of our atmosphere -- mostly from natural sources like volcanos.

Oh my god, your Prius is so rad. Yes, I bought this piece of shit because Al Gore is a god and he made me see the light of my evil carbon footprint. Now I can feel pious in my piece of shit Prius and snub my nose at all you poor slobs who drive Chevys.

Al Gore by Low Class Loser March 22, 2009

al gore 

1. Winner of the 2000 presidential election
2. Inventor of the internet

1. Al Gore won the election until George Bush was appointed by the supreme court
2. Al Gore invented the internets

al gore by Bob353 July 29, 2006

al gore 

Al Gore is Egores younger brother.

Al Gore Invented the internet so he claims, actually it was his brother E-gore that invented the internet.

al gore by takethathill August 18, 2006

al gore 

The false inventor of the internet and inventor of false information for which he won a nobel prize. Interesting.

"Did you hear about Al Gore's nobel prize?"

"Yeah, well he really did deserve one. I mean, the man invented the internet!"

al gore by TheNameIWantedWasTaken November 10, 2007

Al Gore 

the real cause of AIDS

Scientists have been led to believe (by Gore's black magic) that AIDS is caused by manbearpig but AIDS is truly caused by your genitals being exposed to Al Gore's voice. The body can't take it anymore and turns on itself because its the only escape

Other accomplishments:
-invented the internet, meatball subs, glow in the dark stuff, Charmeleon, the waterbed, and ice cream cake.

-Wrote Harry Potter on a paper towel (not a napkin)

-Caused "The Incident" in Lost

-Master of Black Magic

-Was the first human to be Rickrolled (was rickrolled by manbearpig and they've been sworn enemys ever since. Got him back by blaming AIDS on him. Manbearpig got him back by being the last vote for bush. Gore got him back by killing him on south park.)

Penis: "I cant take any more of this super Al Gore's gloating."

..."Bye World!!!"

Al Gore by James LaFleur October 8, 2009

Al Gore 

The term Al Gore is taken from the actually person, Al Gore who was a former USA Vice-president, a USA Presidential Candidate and most recently produced An Inconvenient Truth (Documentary on Global Warming).

To use Al Gore as a term, it's mainly to indicate that someone who thinks they're going to win or have a chance doesn't actually. Just like Al Gore in the Presidential Election Race, he thought he had a chance but in reality, George W. Bush was never going to lose.

Langer: "Did you see South Africa play Australia in the World Cup"?
Katich: "Yeah what an Al Gore that was".
Langer: "South Africa are more like a John Kerry, than Al Gore, bloody chokers".

Al Gore by Holden Morrisey Caulfield August 15, 2007

al gore 

He believes he created the Internet. He made a false documentary about global warming to get attention. Has no friends. Threw a giant rock concert to stop global warming. Killed the infamous Manbearpig. In other words, the world's greatest Shithead. This is for you Al, now everyone will take you super serial

Al Gore: I'm going to stop global warming by throwing a giant rock concert!, And make a documentary starring me! ,people will take me super serial!

Al Gorem I'm a shithead!

Al Gore: I invented the internet

al gore by FuckDallas1993 January 4, 2008