airborne ranger 

short for "i want to be an airborne ranger!", generally done while banging one's head into some solid, hard object. This is generally done when frustrated or just trying to avoid a female superior. Based on the ability of airborne rangers to jump out of planes with or without parachutes on to get away.

"Johnson, get those reports in by 5."

"Yes maim." (banging of head, I WANNA BE AN AIRBORNE RANGER!)

airborne ranger by Tigo August 9, 2007

airborne drop 

going on a long trip of any kind via any mode of transportation, and raging upon immediate arrival to your destination.

You better get some shut-eye in the car right now because as soon as we get to San Francisco in five hours, we are going to airborne drop at head straight for the bars.

airborne drop by LiquidusSnake82 September 30, 2013

airborne hickey

The marks you get on your neck while performing airborne operations. Generally occur from jumping out of side exit aircraft where jumpers are exposed to sideways motion as well as prop blast.

"Hey sarge, is your wife going to get jealous of those airborne hickeys?"
"Shut the fuck up private. You know airborne comes before women."

airborne hickey by hobart2015 March 16, 2016

Airborne caribou 

When a girl is riding you cowgirl then you thrust her up 6 inches, then thrust your cock into her as fast as you can. Injury to both parties

I think I broke my dick last night, Jenny broke it when she came back down during airborne caribou

Airborne caribou by KPK masters January 8, 2019

The Airborne Toxic Event 

an indie-rock band that was formed in 2006 by Mikel Jollett. the band is made up of

Mikel Jollett
Steven Chen
Noah Harmon
Anna Bulbrook

&
Daren Taylor

THE BEST BAND EVER!

The Airborne Toxic Event is my new favorite band!

The Airborne Toxic Event by AirborneToxicEvent<3 June 16, 2009

82nd Airborne

One of the three actual airborne units in the United States Army, it's been around even longer than the British Parachute Regiment and it's known for being the tip of the Spear in Germany in WW2 along with the 101st Airborne (Now 101st Air Assault) Theres an old rivalry between the Airborne and Marines. In the 82nd's defense (Even though it's record speaks for itself) it was the 82nd who had captured Fallujah and then had to recapture it after the Marines they handed it off too had lost it; the 82nd is a trusted and much faster response unit than most MEU's.

Airborne Army 101st 82nd Airborne

82nd Airborne by CoMed82 April 24, 2014

82'nd airborne soldier 

Noun:A badass paratrooper who was fighting in the battle of the bulge.He was awesome.

Soldier one:Hey man do you need a ride?
82'nd airborne soldier:No I'll be fine.
Soldier 2:Are you sure?
82'nd airborne soldier:If you need a place to park you can go behind me.
Tank driver:Who are you?
82'nd airborne soldier:I'm the 82'nd airborne and this as far as these bastards are going!

82'nd airborne soldier by Capt.Aggro February 1, 2009