Skinned Absinthe 

The drink Absinthe, chilled, then served poured over your lovers skin, ie. foreplay

To start the night right, he laid his baby down, and drank his fill of Skinned Absinthe...

Skinned Absinthe by TheRicky September 5, 2008

Absinterklaas 

Every year around the 5th of december the Dutch celebrate sinterklaas by doing a kind of secret santa that involves writing poems for and giving presents to friends and family. Absinterklaas is a man similar in most respects to sinterklaas, except he is woke and does not keep black slaves.

In the drinking game Absinterklaas, a usually dysfunctional group of friends writes insulting poems for each other and make each other drink shots of Absinthe according to an arbitrary and unfair set of rules. For instance, one person always has to drink when others do. The game ends when everyone has either passed out or is running around naked.

“
This year Absinterklaas was thinking
How many shots John would be drinking
”

Absint was mentioned, everybody drink!
And John drinks twice.

Absinterklaas by Absintpiet December 7, 2019

absynthe 

How an idiot spells absinthe.

"dude you ever had absynthe? it's some good shit!"
"no you fucking moron, but i've had absinthe."

absynthe by JoshuaThomas April 18, 2005

absinth 

Does not exist. You're thinking of 'Absinthe', fools.

Hint: Before you try to show off your knowledge of potent liqueurs, learn to spell it.

"Absinth is liek totaly dangerus n green."

absinth by Sepherenia March 29, 2005

absynthemindedness 

The greatest emotion known to man. The intoxication from excess consumption of absynthe.

*Seven shots of Absynthe past midnight*

Bro 1: DUUUUDE I just stole a panda from the zoo and raped its brains out!

Bro 2: That's some crazy shit!

*Next morning*

Bro 1: Did I just lose my virginity to a panda?

Bro 2: dude, its cool. don't blame yourself, blame the absynthemindedness..

absynthemindedness by dailypandasex September 28, 2010

absinthemindedly

doing something dumb when fucked up on absinthe.

*John just drank a shit-ton of absinthe*
Matt: dude! John just absinthemindedly jumped off the roof!!

absinthemindedly by absintheking June 19, 2009

absynthe 

an extremely strong liquor that makes you hallucinate. illegal in the u.s

Scotty and coop drank so much absynthe they saw green fairies but didn't feel a thing.

absynthe by greg January 18, 2005