Bog a Log 

To smoke a big fat joint to get really high. Bogging logs.

Hey Charlie ,do you want to bog a log tonight before the dance.

Bog a Log by Meshhat April 8, 2009

Putting a log on the fire 

the act of defecating on a red heads bush during or after intercourse.

Tom: How did it go with that red head Teresa last night?
Pat: It got really weird man. I did some really messed up stuff.
Tom: like what?
Pat: Well it involved putting a log on the fire if you know what I mean?
Tom: You took a shit on her bush?
Pat: Yeah

Putting a log on the fire by CM Billingsworth July 6, 2011

ants on a log 

1. A tasty snack composed of: celery, peanut butter and raisins.
2. When a man shit's on his partner's chest then delicately nuts on the "log" to form albino ants crawling/ dripping on the "log."

After eating ants on a log, Bobby made ants on a log on his girlfriend.

ants on a log by smcdon April 20, 2007

To Build a Log Cabin 

To go take a shit. This term is used because it sounds cleaner and more user friendly than the term "poop".

"Be right back I'm 'bout to build a log cabin real quick"
"Aight bro"

To Build a Log Cabin by Randall Evanston October 10, 2015

you’re a log 

A bad word for retired people with no smarts and they have a iq of 1

You: you’re a log mate

Other person: what does that even mean brother

you’re a log by Video ezy May 12, 2019

bust a log 

To have a shit

Steve - ''mate i really gotta bust a log''
Paul - ''go ahead boss just dont leave a floater in my toilet ok''

bust a log by Reading, Berkshire December 20, 2008

Ants On A Log 

The best sexual position ever. The female lays on her back while three guys mount her. One guy sits on her and has sex with her vag, while one sits up and titty fucks her, and the last guy sits up and fucks her mouth.

"hey, what'd you do last night after you left the party?"

"Me, Jared, and Taylor, gave Sara the best ants on a log known to man-kind!"

Ants On A Log by taybaby da prince October 12, 2008