have a day off

A more polite way of saying "fuck off", usually used when someone has been annoying for a long time and he who says it is at his wit's end.

John: Hey, look at this other Pepe meme!
Dave: Have a day off, John.

have a day off by Why are all the pseudonyms April 3, 2017

International Come Up With a Day Day 

International Come up With a Day Day or (ICUWADD) is that day where you feel "wow my job is retarded" and decide to make up a holiday to miss work. Of course because your job always sucks this makes any day that isnt a real holiday (ICUWADD) and allows you to miss every day of work while still claiming a pay check.

Man: "My job sucks"
Joe: "Thats ok dude, its International Come Up With a Day Day"
Man: "I always forget that everyday is ICUWADD, thanks Joe!"

International Come Up With a Day Day by nOmega November 9, 2009

to call it a day 

To quit work and go home; to say that a day's work has been completed.

After playing together for 20 years the band have finally decided to call it a day. It's almost midnight - I think it's time to call it a day.

to call it a day by Sayeed_kabiR February 16, 2017

all in a day's work 

What you say when you save the world.

*throws up plastic disc towards sky that breaks through the window of a terrorist suicide bomber plane and slices the terrorist's head off, leaving the pilot to safely land the plane*

All in a day's work.

all in a day's work by MegamanTTEX October 22, 2010

forever and a day

An expression which shows how long something takes.

"Have you played that online game yet"
"No, because it took forever and a day to load"

forever and a day by Neezy March 4, 2005

life and a day

This term is meas "Life in Prison without possibility of parole"

the term basically means you die in prison hence life in prison plus a day (morgue) before your buries

me:How long did he get?
brandon:"Life and a day"
me:Damn

life and a day by Randy May 6, 2005

Even a broken clock is right twice a day 

1. Success obtained through dumb luck.

2. A rare moment of high achievement from an individual/team/company that is usually unsuccessful.

"I can't believe that Johnny took home that chick last night!"

"Yeah, well even a broken clock is right twice a day."

Even a broken clock is right twice a day by Big Ern December 16, 2004