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A dirty Pepon 

A Bolivian cholita ejaculates in your beard. You wisely let it dry overnight. The next day, you proceed to pick it out with a toothpick and feed it to your kid brother.
Yo bro, time for a dirty Pepon!
A dirty Pepon by Jimmy Ranchero September 24, 2008

A dirty Lennon 

Having an willie that happens to way half your body weight. When owner becomes deceased at their funeral it is necessary to place their dirty Lennon in there hand for the open casket.
Such a shame about Lennon passing away. The funeral service was lovely. They presented his a dirty Lennon wonderfully.

A dirty Wozniak

When you funnel your gray beard into another person's orifice
W: I gave Julia a dirty Wozniak. She was picking hair out of her for days.
A dirty Wozniak by Wozy October 6, 2017

a dirty ben 

a dirty ben is a handjob in class and when you get caught the person performing the dirty ben says "i was cleaning the dirt off"
a dirty ben by D0NOVAN May 16, 2022

A Dirty Morton 

A dirty Morton is someone that is fat, useless and jobless.
Wow that guy other there does nothing he’s such a dirty Morton
A Dirty Morton by ShugokiBoy66 April 8, 2020

A dirty Tommaso 

When you gift a sample of your fecal matter to a female partner for them to coat a sexual masturbation aide with such matter before sucking it clean.
Oh Chloe is into really kinky stuff in the bedroom, do you think she’ll let me give her a dirty Tommaso.