A Bolivian cholita ejaculates in your beard. You wisely let it dry overnight. The next day, you proceed to pick it out with a toothpick and feed it to your kid brother.
Having an willie that happens to way half your body weight. When owner becomes deceased at their funeral it is necessary to place their dirty Lennon in there hand for the open casket.
Such a shame about Lennon passing away. The funeral service was lovely. They presented his a dirty Lennon wonderfully.