Laying a bead 

ejaculating, busting a nut, etc.

Originated from the welding industry. To connect two pieces of steel, one must lay a bead.

Who laid a bead on my couch?
I laid a bead across her face.

Laying a bead by g_slice December 21, 2004

dealt a beadle 

Dealt a bad hand in life. Unlucky. Originating from the famous late British television comedian Jeremy Beadle who was born with a small, deformed hand.

Jeez mate, this just aint right. I got ADHD, bipolar and a personality disorder. I've been dealt a beadle.

dealt a beadle by Loopydave June 1, 2018

bead-a-bead 

Nappy ass hair.

Damn Pam the back of your head is horrendous! You got some bead-a-bead's!

bead-a-bead by dat damn micah January 1, 2009

get a bead 

-Get something/someone on the scope before shooting.
-In American English when you focus narrowly on something or define it carefully you “get a bead” or “draw a bead” on it. In this expression the term “bead” comes from the former name for the little metal bump on the end of a gun barrel which helped the shooter aim precisely at a target.

I get a bead on that animal and I am gonna shoot it!

get a bead by Matts ARG March 24, 2019

drawing a bead 

To take aim, with a gun or otherwise.

"Take your time drawing a bead, I'll stand as still as you need."

drawing a bead by a7x girly May 14, 2008

Be a Brad 

To be a Brad is to fail a math test while using the calculator.

We can use a calculator on the test, but I hope I don't be a Brad.

Be a Brad by Jay Letterman September 20, 2009

pulling a brad 

skiveing off work/school

man1: hey where is ocland? Why isnt he at school?
man2: that shit head is pulling a brad

pulling a brad by shush its me dave July 21, 2009