1000 push ups 

When your so sure your right, that if ur not, you have to do 1000 push ups

Person 1: the seahawks will win the super bowl
Person 2: seriously?
Person 1: 1000 push ups
Person 2: okay

1000 push ups by morecluawz March 1, 2014

1000 yard stare 

Staring into nothingness whilst one's mind is occupied or is completely empty.

Did you see Mario, he was doing the 1000 yard stare.

1000 yard stare by anonymous February 18, 2022

1000 Degree Glowing Knife 

A trend on the internet in which clickbait youtubers heat a knife to about 200 degrees and attempt to cut stuff, but try to make the video past 10 minutes long in order to get ad revenue.

Person 1: Did you see that 1000 degree glowing knife go through that piece of plastic?
Person 2: O MY WAT IS HAPINIGN THS IS SO AMAZIING

1000 Degree Glowing Knife by KOPYKATZ June 2, 2017

1000 years 

The time it takes to go back in to a glacier

It literally took 1000 years for the yak

1000 years by ='srtrx August 23, 2019

1000 Bears 

Taking a giant explosive alcohol fueled shit.

After a drunken midnight taco bell run I totally dropped a 1000 Bears.

1000 Bears by 12 Tigers May 17, 2020

1000 IQ 

When someone does a big brain move, they are considered "1000 IQ." It is used in gaming a lot.

"Hey bro did you see that new move Dream did on his video? It was such a 1000 IQ moment."

1000 IQ by goturnoselolz August 3, 2021

1000 pound club 

a ritual usually performed in college where after announcing there intentions to "join the 1000 pound club" a guy would attempt to have sex with over 1000 pounds of women between Friday night and Monday morning

Bob says hes goign for the 1000 pound club this weekend . he'll never make it .

1000 pound club by billy joe bob-bob October 6, 2019