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Originally a Pagan god, taken by the Christians during the Crusades and Secular State ages and turned into Christianity's adversary.

Happened right around the time the Bible was picked and prodded together, rejecting earlier first hand testaments like that of Judas and Mary Magdalene.
Church: "Our numbers are downeth, ask thee marketing teameth what thee other religions, are doing that we aren'teth doing"

Servant: "It appears thine haveth entities that representeth good AND evil. One god by the nameth of Satan, is used to represent some sort of wrongeth doing to others or some sorteth."

Church: "Thine haveth a god for evil? Well, we'll just tell everyone he's OUR god's enemy, and worshipping thee gets you in someth sort of celestial jail."

Servant: "Celestial jail, sir?"

Church: "What could we calleth it?"

Servant: "Hell, I don't knoweth."
satan by anonymously_wasted August 14, 2006
Jake is Satan
Satan by Daddybiscuit42 August 30, 2017
Satan is better than Jesus. Jesus is a asshole.
Satan by DOGMAN_5676 May 21, 2020
Personified evil who walks the earth and makes humans screw eachother over.

The devil (see O.J. Simpson
Satan is a real bastard.
Satan by Montague Fisk April 27, 2005