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Something in your mouth that is rock hard and hopefully white, if any other colour have you considered seeing a dentist? Oh and they help you eat stuff
Have you cleaned your teeth lately?
Teeth by Sunny side up yummmmm June 21, 2021
I heard they walk with a stick but ain’t got no teeth, fuck!n grannies!
Teeth by Asher Ace November 10, 2021
Structures in the human body made from enamel, commonly used to aid consumption of foods. Curiously, these structures are largely absent in the British diaspora, and those that are present tend to be far darker than teeth found in other ethnic groups around the globe.
Ricky: Mommy, I just lost my first tooth!
Julie: Don't be ridiculous, Ricky. We live in Slough, so we don't have any teeth.
Teeth by localpriest January 22, 2022
A term British people don’t have
It’s true, teeth is nonexistent in the UK
Teeth by Zentheux April 21, 2022
A myth made up by the feds so that they can make money off of toothpaste
Person 1: "I have teeth"
Person 2: "No you don't"
Teeth by 1/10 Dentists June 30, 2023