shut yo bitch ass up! 

Sir, would kindly honour me with your silence.

shut yo bitch ass up! by yo momma says shot yo bitch ass up! September 27, 2003

Shut it cat 

Meaning: "for the love of god, shut up"

Used when someone is being cattish and talking way too much about things that nobody cares about.

Jesus Fucking Christ, shut it cat! Nobody cares what you say! Why are you talking?

Shut it cat by codependents November 15, 2011

Shut up dale 

Used to call out someone when they're starting to sound like a crazy conspiracy theorist.
Comes from the classic King Of The Hill show, where Hank Hill would constantly call out his tinfoil hat friend Dale Gribble.

Person 1: "Don't you know the government is listening on everything you say?"

Person 2: "Shut up Dale."

Shut up dale by Anonyfur May 2, 2020

Shut Up and Take My Money! 

A phrase used when you either

A: hear about or see something that you would pay large amounts of money for.
B: Hear about an awesome idea you would actively invest in.

The origin comes from Futurama Season 6 episode 3.

Johnny: "Hey Bobby, did you hear about the new X Box? It's got compatibility with blu-ray, downloadable content of old console games, no red ring of death, and gives you a handjob every time you win a game!"

Bobby: "Shut up and take my money!"

Shut Up and Take My Money! by ornjoos January 7, 2012

shut the fridge 

A phrase used by nickelodeon to replace shut the fuck up.

Carly: Did you see that Shelby Marx's game yesterday?
Sam: Oh, shut the fridge! Was it yesterday?

shut the fridge by dinga.dinga May 13, 2014

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! 

works better then "Shut up."

Danielle: *singing loudly*
Julie: Can you please shut up?
Danielle: *keeps singing*
Julie: Shut up.
Danielle: *keeps singing*
Julie: I'm serious, this is really embarrassing.
Danielle: *keeps singing even louder*
Julie: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Danielle: *shuts the fuck up* :O

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! by thegirl123 April 7, 2009

shut the dog up 

To ignore your significant other when she tries to prevent you from hanging out and drinking with your friends

Joe said he had to shut the dog up when his fiancée tried to tell him to stop hanging with his neighbors drinking in the garage

shut the dog up by JACK CHAIN September 20, 2018