double dang 

to have to misfourtunes told to you in sequintial sentences

Guy: your car needs new brakes
You: DANG!
Guy: and they cost $1500
you: DOUBLE DANG!

double dang by jekkyll678 April 30, 2007

danglemeister

A danglemeister is someone whome by encroaching upon a dangleberry is a master of the art of having a dangleberry. They may shart themselves and therefor create a dangleberry with ease.

Dogs are danglemeisters because they create dangleberrys with ease.

danglemeister by alejandro14 March 8, 2011

Darwin Dangle 

When a young woman, generally of less than 25 years of age and of low wealth, speed walks through a public setting (generally a train station, busy street, etc) wearing a velour track suit or other Juicy-inspired items while dangling her child (typically of an age that indicates she was knocked up in her mid-teens) behind her as if they are a both a fashion accessory and/or a massive inconvenience. In doing so, she will likely strut her stuff to attract any potential suitors. Heels are optional, but not required for a sighting.

Dude, I totally saw a Darwin Dangle in Ruggles Station last night.

Darwin Dangle by DangleSighter September 11, 2011

Danglefest 

One who dangles many people to get to the net.

A Dangler who dangles many times on one shift.

That was a massive danglefest by Bond.

Danglefest by Ovech December 28, 2006

Mississippi Ceiling Dangler 

When a man suspends himself from a ceiling fan in such a fashion that he lays parallel to the ground, and his cock and testes dangle. A woman, or man, who is underneath the suspended then proceeds to bat at the cock and testes as a cat would a toy.

The guys on Grissam's CSI Squad were pretty unhappy about that last case they had off the Strip. His balls were scratched to hell and they had a hell of a time getting him down off that fan. Guess it was a Mississippi Ceiling Dangler gone postal.

Mississippi Ceiling Dangler by Sturdy Danny McGee December 8, 2009

dangleberry

Balled up shit caught in your butthole hair. But on the contrary of a dingleberry, a dangleberry moves side to side as someone moves around.

Getting a dangleberry is the worst feeling in the world.

I can feel my dangleberry move around my ass hole and its driving me nuts!

dangleberry by e bizzales December 28, 2005

dandl

A straight savage 10% of the time
90% of the time he is really dumb

Likes cottage cheese asses and fucks alot of bitches

The lake reminds him of your moms pussy last night

Doesnt have much common sense but can still destroy anyone in a freestyle

I saw dandl fucking destroying young sniper in a rap battle the other day

dandl by Discobayrebels March 4, 2016