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Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka? 

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.
Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?
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a lyrical goddess also prounouced as unique.
unique
joe:man that girl can sing.
bob: man i no shes uneq'ka
uneq'ka by lalaharmonie May 15, 2008

kingda ka 

The new coaster at Six Flags Great Adventure. It's the highest and fastest coaster in the world right now.
A: You go on Kingda Ka today?
B: Yeah, I touched God.
kingda ka by the jahames June 6, 2005
(1) One week in late April on the Springfield College campus when students combine efforts toward total self-destruction.
(2) The single reason that aforementioned "students" attend Springfield College in the first place.
STI-YU-KA 'til ya PU-KA
STI-YU-KA by SCpride May 3, 2006

lawde ka fact checker

arey is ki amma ko chodo yeh to lawde ka fact checker hai

kumusta ka/po 

Okay, I'm filipino so I could correct a few errors.

One thing you got wrong is that it goes the other way around. Kumusta ka is the informal way while Kumusta po is the formal way. Also, Kumusta po can also be written as Kumusta ka po. There won't be any difference in the basic meaning of the phrase. The word 'na' can also be added before the 'ka', like "kumusta ka na", or "kumusta ka na po".
How to use kumusta ka/po

to an older sibling, parent or figure of authority: Kumusta ka po?

to a friend or acquaintance" Kumusta ka?
kumusta ka/po by Kfisher October 1, 2006