Moss Ridge Breakfast

This delicious concoction consists of eating a pop tart of preferred flavor, drinking a monster energy (The original, not the zero crap) all while chewing the almighty Copenhagen straight cut original. Mostly attempted during the opening shift.

We all attempted to have a Moss Ridge Breakfast, but no one made it past the fruity blast pop tart.

Moss Ridge Breakfast by TheCartKid July 1, 2012

Sunny Ridge Rd 

Where the families and kids are far more superior because most families are Jewish and wealthy, if not Jewish you are either Italian or an athlete. If you live on the Ridge than you are almost like a purchase kid just not as stuck or dumb as them. You tend to have more street knowledge but know you can always rely on your parents if you get stuck in a pickle.

Harrison

Sunny Ridge Rd

Sunny Ridge Rd by ralhb January 14, 2016

Sunny Ridge Rd 

Where it is mostly Jewish and wealthy, the kids think they are superior because they know they can rely on their parents money if needed. If not Jewish you are either Italian or an athlete. The kids especially know that they are not from Purchase and know they know not to act stuck up or be a brat even though their parents have as much money or more as kids in Purchase, the families are usually nice and not JAPS like most of Purchase

Wow that kid is sooo Sunny Ridge Rd.

Sunny Ridge Rd by ralhb January 14, 2016

cream ridge 

it's a bad excuse when a guy is like telling his parent's he's gonna go hang out with billy at cream ridge, when he really means go have risky condomless sex in the back of a ford

"hey ma, i'm going to cream ridge with billy tonight, don't wait up"

cream ridge by idealalibi June 18, 2017

indian ridge country club 

A country club located in Andover Massachusetts where rich preppy kids in American flag bathing suits with Louis Vuitton towels order thousands of dollars worth of itilian ice from their parent's accounts

"Mom! I am late for golf. MOM! TAKE ME TO INDIAN RIDGE BITCH" Indian ridge country club.

indian ridge country club by Rebeccaaaaaaaaaa September 12, 2017

Pleasant Ridge 

City of goats

“That dude is dope, he must be a resident of pleasant ridge”.

Pleasant Ridge by Lb22o3 December 18, 2017

Maple Ridge 

An absolute shit hole in British Columbia, Canada filled with High school dropouts who drive lifted diesel pickup trucks and smoke crack on the daily and the children of crack heads who ride around on bikes during the early hours of the morning screaming at people walking.

-Where the fuck is this asshole driving this huge pickup truck from, Mars? He drives like a fucking retard!

*Skid rides out into middle of road on shitty BMX bike*

-WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

-We're in MAPLE RIDGE, Jim. Get used to it.

Maple Ridge by picklecockhorsetaker June 30, 2018