Conservation of Effort 

Doing the most amount of work in the least amount of time, using the least amount of effort.

Guy1 "Dude how does that guy get straight A's while doing almost no work?"

Guy2 "Idk, he probably uses the conservation of effort"

Guy1 -"Damn, i should start using that too"

Conservation of Effort by g.d.t. April 8, 2011

Conservatrix 

A very good looking politically conservative woman, most specifically Andrea Tantaros.

Andrea Tantaros is a conservatrix.

Conservatrix by ricklesspi November 8, 2013

conservaphobe 

A person suffering from an irrational fear of people and politicians of the conservative point of view.

The leftist senator is a self described conservaphobe.

conservaphobe by 66tornadoes December 11, 2016

Conservativism

Comfort and familiarity at the expense of other people's needs.

I was raised this way so my conservativism dictates it is the right way.

Conservativism by wizulus September 14, 2019

democratic conservatism 

The ideology of the Democrats in the Republican Party.

Democratic conservatism has been historically linked to racism, making it important to address these issues in public discourse.

democratic conservatism by The Ferocious Whomper December 19, 2022

homo sapien conservatissphincterus 

homosapiens conservatissphincterus

A member of the Hominoidea superfamily of primates including apes and homosapiens sapiens. Although clearly human-like in appearance, DNA testing has revealed that the homosapiens conservatissphincterus is more closely related to Homosapiens neanderthalensis.

The homosapiens conservatissphincterus retains many of the Homosapiens neanderthalensis’ behaviorisms and lacks the social development and interaction skills of the more advanced homosapiens sapiens.

Inability to understand complex problems, inability to extend altruistic or sympathetic actions beyond the immediate tribe and the inability to distinguish between reality and fantasy are common characteristics displayed by Homosapiens conservatissphincterus.

Scientists are still trying to figure out how the two species, homosapiens sapiens and homosapiens conservatissphincterus, are able to breed and produce offspring. The rest of us are trying to figure out why.”

The homo sapien conservatissphincterus thinks children should die if their parents can't afford health care or medical bills.

homo sapien conservatissphincterus by Father Fettucinne, FSM March 17, 2010

conservative anarchist 

A conservative anarchist is a magical fictional creature that doesnt exist because it would rip a hole in the universe due to the paradoxial nature of it. Thats not to say anarchists are liberals, but they certainly are not conservatives.

Vampires are like Conservative Anarchists, they dont exist.

conservative anarchist by Punkasfuck August 24, 2006