I like your shoelaces 

A Supernatural reference widely used to distinguish Tumblr users from non-Tumblr users, the correct response being, "Thanks, I stole them from the president." A conversation between Dean Winchester and Ben Braeden.

Person 1: "I like your shoelaces!"
Person 2: "Thanks, I stole them from the president."

I like your shoelaces by Angel of Thursday July 12, 2018

shove it 

short slang for shove it up your ass.

Why don't you take your shit with you and shove it.

shove it by Anonymous July 21, 2003

shovelware

1. Software that is hastily made, without proper testing, and 'shoveled' down consumers throats in order to make some quick cash.

2. Software that is preloaded onto a computer, that does nothing but slow down performance and does nothing beneficial, but is added in order to increase price or add appeal into purchasing a computer.

1. Battlefield 2: Special Forces Expansion Pack is a recent example of shovelware; it causes CTD's, system failures, massive performance decreases, and addresses NONE of the original game problems.

2. Frank bought a computer just because it had a lot shovelware preloaded onto it, and now it takes 45 minutes to start up.

shovelware by night141 November 28, 2005

Shovelin 

Trying to have sex with women that are so ugly it looks like their faces were beaten with shovels. This is done because shovels are easier than normal chicks and have better bodies than fat chicks.

John : "Dude that girl you got with last night was straight hurt!"

Paul : "Every day I'm shovelin!"

Shovelin by Shovel King July 30, 2011

push and shove 

use your strength to get in, force yourself in,
do everything in your power to get to the destination, to achieve goal etc.

If you can't get through, you're stuck, push and shove, you'll get there quicker.

push and shove by le1 October 22, 2008

Snow Shoveling

The act of cumming on a girls asshole and then tongue shoveling it out or having another female tongue shovel it for you.

During the porn shoot Valerie messed up the shot by Farting during the Snow Shoveling scene.

Snow Shoveling by GTG Crew December 30, 2008

Shorell 

Goddess! Superior, 8th natural wonder of the world, creates the impossible, you'll either love her or hate her but you won't find another like her. Girl bearing, old soul. Loves the thrill of fast cars... and thinks boys are good toys!! Independent but like being doted on.. Hates doing dishes, loves silly white little dogs...

Shorell kicks arse!

Shorell by Astrologist Jack July 14, 2010