Test cough

A fake cough let out when one is told to be completely silent.

Teacher: I'm going to go copy a couple of papers if i hear one sound you're all getting written up.
student 1: *cough* *cough*
student 2: stop with the test coughs I don't wanna be written up

Test cough by benUlan November 5, 2009

volcano cough 

When you take a huge rip, can't get the smoke out fast enough, and start choking while the smoke is still in your lungs. This burns like hell, hence the name.

I chalked my toob yellow, took a mondo snap, then volcano coughed my ass off, and proceeded to throw up.

volcano cough by NattyGlass March 22, 2011

gobble cough 

When you shove your dick so far into a girls mouth it makes her cough.

I got head off that girl last night, I shoved my dick in so far it made her gobble cough.

gobble cough by PotatoSnakes June 27, 2014

Hooping cough 

The cough one gets from the insertion of an item into the anus.

"I was stashing some drugs up my ass and got mad hooping cough!"

Hooping cough by FionaB June 28, 2015

Denver Cough 

A smokers cough, caused by smoking cannibis.

Will has developed bad Denver Cough.

Denver Cough by RyannayR June 30, 2015

colin cough 

Gas from your colin.

Sorry man for doing this in the elevator , I have a bad case of colin cough.

colin cough by RJDB January 14, 2017

nitty cough 

when you are a nitty ,and you have a never ending cough. Used to describe a cough you cant get rid of if you are a regular tobacco/cannabis user.

steve: "oh look at dave! He's got the nitty cough for sure !"

nitty cough by nittylyfe123 May 21, 2017