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Guy: "I'm racist"

Other guy: "Based"
Racist by CertifiedRacist February 14, 2023
Racist is defined in 2019 as being an excellent lover. It is no longer considered derogatory to be called a racist. With the rampant rise in the usage of the word by Liberals people began researching it's origin. It was discovered that it was first used by Marie Antoinette to King Louis XVI after a night of passion. She was overheard at breakfast saying "Oh Louis, last night you were racist". She was referring to her rapid succession of orgasms.
My husband is such a racist. I'm so happy I married him!

See that hot chick at the end of the bar? She's the best night of racist I've ever had!
Racist by Wordy Gerty August 31, 2019
Noun
A humanoid species group who believes in racism, the doctrine of a humanoids own racial group is superior or that a particular humanoid group is inferior to the other humanoid species.
Some Humans are racist against Anunakis humaniod group.
Racist by CASIQUE_ZABULON December 7, 2020
A fall back when one doesn’t have an intelligent response in a conversation regarding politics.
John said he voted Republican because he feels the debt is spiraling out of control and we need smarter economic planning. So I called him a racist.
Racist by Erase Racism January 12, 2021
Someone that I do not want around me. Someone I will yell at and not listen to because I have decided that I don't like them. Their views on race is irrelevant, I just don't like them.
Person 1: Why are you at this march?
Person 2: I am worried about people being attacked for the way they were born.
Person 1: In what manner?
Person 2: I think female genital mutilation is bad and Islamic ideology tends to protect it; I'd like for that to change.
Person 1: You are a racist, go away.
Racist by labels_are_dumb March 23, 2019