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marijuanna maintainance 

The use of marijuanna in lieu of a substance over which one has lost complete control.
A distinction must be made between this and actual recovery.
That Jason dude is turning into a complete pot-head.

Ya, well at least he ain't a crack-head no more. He's doing marijuanna maintainance.

Oh pleeeze! Only marijuanna maintainance he's doing is his fuckin' grow op. I cannot wait to see his tawdry ass get busted.

Marijuana 

An ironically unique plant often grown on college campuses and comes in many forms. Widely grown for "recreational purposes", it is a substance which you know the D.A.R.E officer told you not to smoke. Just call it herbal incense, yeah, there you go. *See Nelai's definition for greater expanse.* Referred to as a gateway drug; why, because it has a buzz that just pales in comparison to other stuff of its effects. I could see why people like it, but it isn't worth your time, people. (Also called hemp)
A verdant, jagged-edged plant in which pushers and users collect the leaves/buds from to grind into smokable form, can also be eaten (not tasty).
Marijuana by Smkngmgc June 13, 2004

marajuana 

"Want some?" " I swear it's the cataract cure."
marajuana by Anna August 10, 2003

mariguana 

an iguana with marijuana leaves on its back
Did you see my new mariguana?
mariguana by fuckyeahbanana May 14, 2015

Marijana 

Marijana is a kind, caring, beautiful, stunning, and amazing girl that everyone has to fall in love with. She is committed to one guy only, and is very faithful. Despite how much she's been through, she's still the strongest and most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She is perfect in every way, but once you date a Marijana, never let her go, because her perfect imperfections cannot be given up. She is an unforgettable girl, and not to mention hot! She is the best girl you'll ever meet in your life, and time stops every time you see her, because she is just so beautiful, and everything a guy could ever ask for.
Jacob: Damn, have you met Marijana?
Nick: Yeah, she is perfect man!
Marijana by Abcfefmsldn January 9, 2019

Marijuana 

Ever notice how most of these entries are written by people who don't even know how to SPELL the drug they're using?
Anyways, marijuana is an extremely stupid drug to be using; it kills your brain cells, rots your teeth, makes your eyes bloodshot, and makes you look like a complete idiot while you're walking in slow-mo "appreciating the beauty" of the gum stuck in the cracks in the sidewalks.
If you really want to be in such a state of amazement and philosophy, why not sit down and THINK; use those brain cells instead of killing them off. No brain cells = no judgment. Who cares if you can think of everything while you're high if you don't have enough brain cells to be able to think anything INTELLIGENT?
Sure, sure; alcohol is bad, so is smoking, blah blah. No duh, people have been fighting against those for years as well as your "herb."
Overall, I'd rather be sitting on my porch with a dignified cigarette than "chilin in ma ma's baismint smellin' liek a stabel n takin a trip threw da univurse."
Marijuana smoker: umg im liek so hi i cnt evin tiep lollll. zomg wtf wuz dat? olol it wuz jus mi homie xDDdddd umg so war shud wee hung ot ltr/ u shud tri sum o dis its insain n ino ur mi lttl sista bt u ned 2 expeerins dis stf urly yno///?
Marijuana by -.-' March 22, 2009