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Tiara Tuesday 

Every Tuesday is Tiara Tuesday. When you're feeling low on Tuesday, all you have to do is take a deep breath and imagine a lovely glittery tiara perched ever so daintily on your precious noggin. Then stand up straight and give the world your best elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist wave and don't forget to touch the pearls, in true Queen Elizabeth fashion!
Generally used as a greeting: "Happy Tiara Tuesday!" or a gentle reminder: "Did we forget our Tiara this fine Tuesday morning?"
Tiara Tuesday by Moodygirl45 September 7, 2005
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