Wedgie slave 

A wedgie slave is someone who wants to be with the jocks and in return the jocks make that person there wedgies slave by constantly wedging them and makeing them do embarasing things like run around school in just a soked diaper or pee them selfs at school wearing just cartoon underwear the jocks

pass the wedgie slave around giving him bouncing wedgies and let anybody and everybody wedgie him he becomes the schools wedgie boy.

Hey josh Did you see those jocks make that wedgie slave pee his pants in the cafeteria ya I did after that they put mashed potatoes and gravy in his underwear and gave him a messy wedgie in front of the hole school

Wedgie slave by Wedgie receiver February 1, 2015

wedding ring 

n. A magical artifact that provides the wearer protection from receiving oral sex.

It's not just a wedding ring, it's a +5 Ring of Protection against oral sex.

wedding ring by SkidMarkyMark May 28, 2006

Whack-Off Wednesday 

Also known as W.O.W., this is Entensity.net's service to all us wankers out there. Every Wednesday, they reward their loyal viewers with a full length porn clip!

Hey, it's Wednesday! I'm gonna go see what's on Whack-Off Wednesday today! And maybe I'll whack-off!

Whack-Off Wednesday by PMastaChris May 1, 2008

barbarian wedding 

A sexual act resulting in lamentation; rape.

You hear about the new quarterback, Kirk? He just got arrested for giving some chick a barbarian wedding.

barbarian wedding by CapAp August 9, 2006

nut wedgie 

when some idiot comes and grabs your briefs in fronts and pulls

i was in 8th grade when i was making fun of some senior for being stupid so latter he found me andand gave me a nut wedgie and dragged me (in the nut wedgie position) and then he stripped me of my cloths and ripped my underwear off and threatened if anybody ever found out then he would kick me in the balls 1000 times

nut wedgie by hotty May 31, 2006

atomic wedgie 

When someone pulls or yanks your underwear up and over your head.

At school, I still wore whitey tighties. No one knew about it because my shirt always covered it. But one day, when I took off my pants, someone accidently ran into me and everyone watching saw my underwear. Immediatly, the "boxer" people came over and pulled my whitey tighties up and over my head which became an atomic wedgie. My butt hurt like crazy! To make it better, they found duck-tape and tied me up and threw me in one of their lockers. They didn't let me out untill the end of PE class which lasted 45 minutes. It hurt!

atomic wedgie by Bob Times Two June 11, 2008

wedgie 

When someone pulls up your tighty whities causing extreme pain.

I was on my way to class when a bully came and grabbed me. He was a senior, so he had a car. He pushed me into his car and locked the doors. He took me to this old barn behind his house.He tied me up and made me call my mom to say that I was at a friend's house.(so she wouldn't get worried)He then grabbed my clothes off me until I was only in my underwear. He left and got 13 or 14 other seniors. 5 of them grabbed my tighty whities and pulled them up over my head. He then tied me again and taped me to the wall. They took pictures of me. Then he untied me and hung me from a lamp on the cieling. My undies didn't rip so I just hung there, crying.They started to grab my butt and twist the cheeks. It hurt really bad. They laughed and spanked me for about 10 minutes with planks. Then, they let me down and took me to the barn's bathroom. The toilet and sink were dirty and old, but they still worked. They pushed my still wedgied butt onto the seat and pulled my undies over my head again. This time, though, they pushed my undy covered head in the green toilet water. They taped my head so I couldnt get my head out of the toilet. They ran out and the farmer found me a day later. He even laughed at me too. Then he yelled at me to get off his farm, so I got up and left, not realizing that I was only in my underwear. I was walking down the highway when I realized . I cried on the side of the road until a car picked me up and took me home. I thanked him as I got out, but when I turned around I saw him cracking up as he drove away.I still have a clear memory of that painful wedgie.

wedgie by Marvin "Loser" Thomas January 17, 2008