Patrick

The most amazing person you’ll ever meet! Most beautiful eyes around, a real show stopper! Excellent style, all around nice guy. Really caring, and thoughtful, best jokes ever and super hilarious. If you find a Patrick don’t ever let him go because you’ll never find someone as amazing and unique as him! Also super cute!!

Person 1: Hey who is that?

Person 2: oh that’s Patrick he’s the best

Person 1: wow I love his eyes they are so pretty

Patrick by Missa582 February 12, 2021

Patrick

Some Brazilian guy

Did you know Patrick is from Brazil?

Patrick by Abe Schwartz May 20, 2021

Patrick

Patrick is a very charming and gorgeous man. Very much troublesome and a felon but always gets away with it. He is every girls dream man and will always fulfill every girls needs. He is so handsome its amazing. Patrick is a Angel sent from God himself that is a once in a life time charm.

Patrick is so hot I'd die for him

Patrick by anonymous April 18, 2021

Patrick

Patrick bad. No Patrick

Patrick that starfish dude from Finding Nemo

Patrick by PeanutFreeMeatloaf June 5, 2021

Patrick

A person who has a dick the size of the empire state building. He penetrates so many people women get wet at the sight of him. He is such an athletic beast that he holds every single Olympic world record.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see Patrick Walking past?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think I just came
Guy 1: Same bro

Patrick by Shrekku78 June 9, 2021

Patrick

a guy who is always reliable and you can count on him, but he cant count

me: omg hi patrick
Patrick: what comes after 2?

Patrick by mega_gay_priest June 14, 2021

Patrick

Austrian Goddess

"Have you heard from the new guy?"
"Patrick? He's my queen."

Patrick by patricklover101 July 14, 2021