Science Conservative

An individual studying science for the sole purpose of science, with no proximate impact on humans

Jim believes that science does not need to have a true societal impact, which implies a science conservative approach

Science Conservative by Ughhhhhhhhk March 30, 2026

whipped dog conservative

A conservative who is so afraid of ostracism by liberals that he instinctively pulls punches, ducks fights, and asks his supporters to be content with minimal victories or defeats that could have been worse.

Rush Limbaugh once accused the Republican majorityof acting like 'whipped puppy dogs.' An illustrative case would be the call by certain neoconservatives for a "twenty year national debate" on abortion before moving forward with pro-life legislation. A whipped dog conservative would pretend to find this reasoning persuasive, since it gives him an excuse to duck a fight.

whipped dog conservative by George Chesterton October 3, 2011

Full-Diaper Conservative 

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.

“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”

Full-Diaper Conservative by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020

Full-Diaper Conservative 

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.

“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlin Bennet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Oh I know her, didn’t she poop her pants at a Kent State frat party?”

Full-Diaper Conservative by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020

Full-Diaper Conservative 

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.

“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”

Full-Diaper Conservative by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020

Union of Conservative State Republics 

A word inspired by the letters USSR, the UCSR was the end goal of what Trump wanted to turn America into. In the UCSR, the US will no longer exist as it once was. The federal government would prohibit the enactment of any Democrat ideals, and end all forms of welfare and public education. Immigration would come to an end. Online platforms would be prohibited from creating their own rules. Punishment for crimes would be harsh. Sex-Ed would be banned.

The UCSR is not to be confused with the recent definition of Trumpistan, which was Trump's plan B if he could not turn the US into the UCSR.

If Trump got a second term, by 2024 the US would have either turned into Union of Conservative State Republics, or Trumpistan.

Union of Conservative State Republics by MST3K I like April 12, 2022

faith and flag conservative 

conservatives that are highly religious, politically engaged and both socially and economically conservative, according to the Pew Research Center

“So, where exactly do you stand politically?”

“Oh, I consider myself to be a faith and flag conservative.”

faith and flag conservative by mynoduesp78 June 15, 2022