The Rectal Renaissance

When a man inserts his index and middle fingers into his parters anus, pulls it out, thrust his hand into the air and screams, "Shit by any other name would smell just as foul!"

Don't shake Ron's hand, he still has shit under his fingernails from the Rectal Rennasiannce.

The Rectal Renaissance by Anonymous January 5, 2003

testicle shitting rectal wart 

This is a nothing expression, but is from the South Park
movie. I believe Terrence or Philip called the other
one this, but it is in the first 10 minutes of the movie.

testicle shitting rectal wart by Jay de Tejas September 13, 2003

Cranial Rectal Inversion 

The psychological disorder of being unable to remove one's head from one's ass (i.e. cannot see what is right in front of their face).

"Wow, if that person with Cranial Rectal Inversion farts, they're going to completely asphyxiate themselves!"

"Don't eat beans if you've got CRI."

"You'll need some Preparation-H to help get your head out of your ass."

Cranial Rectal Inversion by queenducttape July 24, 2008

Post-rectal warmth 

The uncomfortable warm feeling you get after sitting in a seat that was previously occupied by a "fluffy" person with a huge butt.

"Ewww, that lard butt left post-rectal warmth in my seat!"

Post-rectal warmth by Dockalicious May 19, 2009

Diseased Rectal Wart 

A wart on one's ass that consists of secreting puss, yellow/green liquids, and many vile odors.
ADVISORY: DO NOT TOUCH ONE. YOU WILL DIE.

HOLY CRAP!!111!!!11!1!!1!!11 that guys ass is wet and he smells, he's got some baaaadddd Diseased Rectal Warts.

Diseased Rectal Wart by Tim :] February 9, 2007

testicle shitting rectal wart 

History of the phrase: Used in the southpark movie after the boys went to see the terrance and philip movie.

Definition:

Testicle shitting - one who takes it in the ass, or eats balls either because they are gay or a sucky individual

rectal wart - A person who is so low on the intelligence meter or so annoying they only qualify as a rectal wart.

testicle shitting rectal wart - a gay person who takes it in the ass or an individual that "eats balls" who only qualifies as a rectal wart.

that testicle shitting rectal wart!! he failed me on my test

testicle shitting rectal wart by trippmunky October 2, 2007

testicle shitting rectal wart 

its a wart on some ones ass that shits testicles.

yo, thats one nasty testicle shitting rectal wart!!

testicle shitting rectal wart by daniel divorice November 17, 2003