Eggs Benedicted

The state in which one becomes addicted to the popular breakfast dish Eggs Benedict.

She was so eggs benedicted that she could be found scoffing Hollandaise covered eggs into her mouth at the cafe nearly every day.

Eggs Benedicted by Eggsbenedicted May 11, 2016

sender bender 

when you wake up, knowing the inevitability on the day. decide to grab whatever alcohol you can find, and just send it.

I've never seen Philip when he isn't mid-sender bender.

sender bender by Everydayisendit September 12, 2017

Hetero-bender 

James Charles thinks he is one, but only J.K Rowling has that power

JC: I'm a hetero-bender im gonna make u gay
JKR: U DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL ONLY I CAN TURN PPL GAY!

Hetero-bender by Karen the kid abducter August 8, 2019

truth bender 

truth bender is when jairam bends the truth forexample forrest will tell jairam that jackson is meeting us downtown and jairam will tell mikey that hella girls are coming aswell but mikey shows up and its just jairam forrest and jackson. Also if we do dumb shit jairam will often bend the truth of what we atly did to make other people jelly

Gayram: yo mikey we kicked balls in walmart and it the manager shot me in the let
Mikey: stop truth bending you truth bender

truth bender by mikey the manly man December 8, 2019

Murphy bedded 

When a defective Murphy bed falls on your head and you are rushed to the E.R. In this same incident your tooth gets lodged back into your gums and your becomes inflamed

He tried to open the Murphy bed, then got Murphy bedded. Now his tooth is missing.

Murphy bedded by Alester December 24, 2020

Eggs benedict 

Hand unit.

Thank you for choosing,eggs benedict

Eggs benedict by Eggs benedict. January 25, 2021

The Benedryl Challenge 

When you drink a bottle of Benedryl and you begin to jerk off, with the goal to bust a nut before you fall asleep.

I woke up so relaxed after the Benedryl Challenge, sucks there was cum all over.

The Benedryl Challenge by Irma legal aid April 23, 2021