Red-headed Mexican 

Eat taco bell with hot sauce, and then immediately rub one out with a spit shine after.

Dan was so turned on by the fat, pimply drive-thru girl at Taco Bell that immediately after he ate his Volcano Taco, he hocked a loogie on his hand and gave himself a red-headed mexican.

Red-headed Mexican by Taterbutthole January 12, 2010

yard-care Mexican 

A yard-care Mexican is one of those hardworking men who tend the yards and do the landscaping for many homes and businesses in America. They also hang sheet-rock and finish concrete. At least ten yard-care Mexicans can fit in a Ford Gran Torino, and up to a dozen can ride in the back of a Chevrolet pickup truck. (Also known as a "Chebby," in the Spanglish language that they utter.) They frequently grin, but seldom smile, especially toward white people. Yard-care Mexicans are seen driving ten miles-per-hour slower than the rest of any traffic, and often constitute a roadway hazard. This is not a fault of the yard-care Mexican, but only the natural result of a person having a donkey or burro as their first car.

1. Be careful of that Chevrolet pickup towing that trailer full of brush and yard refuse. That vehicle is being driven by a yard-care Mexican!
2. Yo, dude, don't hit on that Mexican woman, her yard-care Mexicans sons will cut you!
3. Those yard-care Mexicans worked all day for me... It is unfortunate that the Immigration Police showed up with the white van... I didn't even get to pay them!

yard-care Mexican by rook's Buddy May 22, 2010

illegal mexican

A racial slur used by ignorant hypocritical right wing retards. If you think about it, we are all illegals, the ancestors came into North America the same way that mexicans are entering into our country and becoming citizens now. So if you have a problem with this, then you are a racist hypocrite!

If you ever tell an "illegal mexican" to "go back to mexico", then you better be packing your bags and getting your ass back to Europe while you are at it. Or else, you would be a hypocrite.

illegal mexican by Froman2 August 19, 2008

emo mexican

Obviusly it's all the people influenced in all aspects of the Emo genre in Mexico (like music, fashion, etc.), but nowadays tends to be a bit different than the situation at the USA.

Being emo in Mexico in not so usual; meanwhile many could listen to emo music (like most hard fanatics of My Chemical Romance to fans of national bands like Panda, Tolidos, etc.), few are real emo mexicans and they are not social acepted by the way they think and the way they dress.

If you dress emo here you will be watched all the time by all the people like a freak becuse almost everybody has a closed mind for this.

Usually they're hardly confused with goths or punks, which is false and very different, because the "Emo" word is not so popular and well known lately

Also the true mexican emos are dissapearing since the prepy people is taking this as the new fashion statement and the new kind of main stream music is making pop bands look like Emo Bands (Allison, Kudai, Nikki Klan, etc.)

Example:
Girl 1-...So, I meet this emo guy, he was nice but he said his favorite band was Panda
Girl 2- Oh Yeah?, Must be an emo mexican

emo mexican by InferNeko September 1, 2006

Fat Mexican 

Dark lip liner. Sharpie on your eyebrows. Fupa hangin out. Tat on your neck with the dude you used to fuck. Razor blade under your tongue. Waiting to beat up a white innocent girl.

A fat Mexican is a women that wishes they could fuck George Lopez.

Fat Mexican by YouSuckAtLifeSir April 5, 2011

Big Mexican Weenie 

abbreviated as (BMW) Man who is hispanic. Usually very hard, long, and thick. Very great for doggy style sex, etc.

I know she just wants me for my "BMW". or I like that mexican guy over there because i know he has that "Big Mexican Weenie."

Big Mexican Weenie by slowpain April 1, 2010

ultra-mexican 

Beyond all limits, so ultra that normal words can't define it. Often used with other words added on to it.

That was ultra-mexican awsome sauce.

ultra-mexican by Kazan Bill October 20, 2008