anal volcano

The act of playing MW2 while railing your girlfriend / significant other in the anal geographic area while dropping a nuke at the same time you blow your load.

Man, i just anal volcanoed that chick while i dropped a nuke on those scrubs.

anal volcano by analvolcano April 11, 2010

Raphaellium the Volcano 

Volcano Raphaellium is extremely grumpy. He asks lots of unreasonable questions in class. He is 8745. His 8745ness let people feel annoyed about it. He is also an expert in the wanlodica. He created the Volcano Raphaellium Mark 2. No one likes him, so people kick him out from the WhatsApp groups.

Appearance: A "man" (which was a volcano before) with glasses
Living years: Born as a volcano in 570 B.C, died as a volcano in A.D 2, then came to life again as a volcano in A.D. 1987 till A.D. 2007, and at last transfigured to be a boy in A.D. 2007

Student A: I love Raphaellium the Volcano
Student B: Don't be so 8745

Raphaellium the Volcano by cho duck November 26, 2019

joe versus the volcano 

When having sex with a woman in her anus while her monthly visit from Aunt Flo.

"Dude I wanted to so bad, but it was that time of the month. So I went for the back door and totally joe versus the volcano'd her."

joe versus the volcano by Albert V. October 10, 2008

Broken Volcano

When your about to cum and your girlfriend punches you in the dick, snapping it, causing blood and seman to flow in all directions

doctor- so wat are u in for

guy 1 - got a case of the broken volcano

retarded guy- dumb assssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!

Broken Volcano by Venix13 January 4, 2010

Cum Volcano 

A volcano of cum, it's better than saying Cum Dumpster or pool.

Often referring to whores and what not

That fucking whore is such a cum volcano.

Cum Volcano by Isaak D April 2, 2009

California Volcano Burger 

It's when after an episiotomy, a girl shits out of her vagina while you're eating her out.

"I went down on this girl I've been dating and wow she had a California Volcano Burger waiting for me"

California Volcano Burger by J.D. Ross September 26, 2008

love volcano 

The slow emerging semen found present in males with abnormally small testicles an a prostate the size of a fist. Normally oozing out of the urethra like molasses in December. First signs of a man having this condition is having large balls accompanied by a stubby shwanz.

The average male ejaculate leaves the penis at a speed of 28 miles an hour. Travis on the other hand skeets like a sad love volcano.

love volcano by theryno June 26, 2007