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Barking at the ape
So i met Yolanda, and she begged me to peel off her bellbottoms and i did a little barking at the ape...
Barking at the ape by Steeler Crow January 12, 2008
POTTY BARKING
Janice was powerless to resist. His eyes burned into hers like garnets. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away in a force 10 gale of passion. Slowly, she fell to her knees and unzipped Giuseppe's breeches and went at his cock like a dog eating hot chips.
After what seemed like hours Giuseppe realised he was over-revving the spunk engines without releasing the horse's handbrake until spat his plaster into her tophat.
'You may be knocking on a bit, love, but your granny's oysters are frothing like a shaken bottle of Shandy Bass. Turn yourself over and I’ll lay a cuckoo's egg into your trombone”. Janice responded and was up for a bit of POTTY BARKING so after eight pints of stout and a bar of Bourneville he shouted deep into her anus "I love fishcakes!!!'
Janice had been well and truly Potty Barked. It was love.
After what seemed like hours Giuseppe realised he was over-revving the spunk engines without releasing the horse's handbrake until spat his plaster into her tophat.
'You may be knocking on a bit, love, but your granny's oysters are frothing like a shaken bottle of Shandy Bass. Turn yourself over and I’ll lay a cuckoo's egg into your trombone”. Janice responded and was up for a bit of POTTY BARKING so after eight pints of stout and a bar of Bourneville he shouted deep into her anus "I love fishcakes!!!'
Janice had been well and truly Potty Barked. It was love.
POTTY BARKING by MikeyTam February 19, 2010
Barkum
Strong, confident individual with a radiant inner beauty to match the outer beauty. Spirited and very kind to others. Will do what ever it takes to take care of family and friends on every level.
Male Barkum; Brave, Ambitious, Royal, King, United, Majestic.
Female Barkum; Beautiful, Alluring, Regal, Kindred, Unique, Matriarch.
Male Barkum; Brave, Ambitious, Royal, King, United, Majestic.
Female Barkum; Beautiful, Alluring, Regal, Kindred, Unique, Matriarch.
Barking Schneider
A man who has hit puberty early and has hair covering his whole body. Barking schneiders are usually found picking their gooches and howling at the night sky. They can also be seen frolicking with the noble kinceis. Rumors say the barking schneiders shlong is four times larger than its middle finger.
Barking Schneider by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 3, 2013
Barkan
Barkan is a sex god. He is very handsome & tall. He is an amazing friend, sometimes he is a bit mean but he doesnt really mean to be. A Barkan also has a giant cock.
His points of view are always so rational and classy.
His points of view are always so rational and classy.
double barking
when a person releases air from two regions of their body at the same time. just a few possible combinations: coughing/farting, sneezing/farting.
man i was at my boy dizzy's house and that foo was takin a huge shit when he double barked.
person 1: hey, are you friends with kaitlyn?
person 2: hell no we used to hang out, but she'd hold them farts in and she'd always end up double barking
person 1: hey, are you friends with kaitlyn?
person 2: hell no we used to hang out, but she'd hold them farts in and she'd always end up double barking
double barking by dirtee eazy December 30, 2009