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truffle kerfuffle 

Ice cream made from heaven itself. Ben and Jerry are the two gods who bestowed their powers onto this magnificent delight. They say if you eat this frozen wonderland, you will become a god yourself. AVAILABLE AT WALMART NEIGHBORHOOD MARKET
Tommy looked up in delight, the truffle kerfuffle he ate has raised his test scores. Now Tommy can go to Harvard!

Truffle Puff

When you use a fire extinguisher up someone anal opening and blow your load and hit the road afterwards
Omg my brother pulled a Truffle Puff on me and my ass now looks like whipped cream.
Truffle Puff by CactiFungi69 June 16, 2018

Truffle clouds 

Left over feces in the ass split of a large man or woman.
Truffle clouds can make you sick if you eat too many of them.
Truffle clouds by Fuquay Stone July 20, 2018

truffle muncher 

Rooting around in one's anus for a tasty treat.
There she is again! I heard she's a truffle muncher!
truffle muncher by GrandFisher September 29, 2018

Truffle Bag 

Truffle Bag: What an elderly woman's vagina is called once it has been invaded and infused with over-inflated vericosed veins.
That woman has a truffle bag that should be buried under a tree.
The dirty old lady bastard said, "Hey boys come and look at my truffle bag"
Truffle Bag by Magaguadavic December 16, 2018

Truffle snuffle 

The act of performing fellatio on a very small penis, and struggling to find it. Looks a lot like a pig trying to find a truffle.
I tried to go down on Mark last night, but without the light on it was a bit of a truffle snuffle.
Truffle snuffle by Lorenzo123 January 26, 2019