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THE EUROPEAN LAD 

The EUROPEAN LAD Is a loser troll account on twitter who supports ajax and keeps crying about irrelevant things.
he is a messi fan and always hates ronaldo.
THE EUROPEAN LAD IS SO DUMB.
THE EUROPEAN LAD by LIcha1234 November 6, 2022

Crazy European Sex 

The phrase comes from americans who went to Europe and got laid. It means to: Have amazing sex with one or more European women (who are always willing to have sex).
I had crazy european sex when I went to england last week.
Crazy European Sex by Craig C February 28, 2005

Paper Cutout European 

Also known as a Paper Cutout Euro or PCEs for short, this sort will be found on various chat/discussion/debate venues. They will prate on about how free they really are despite massive amounts of evidence to the contrary, attempt to compare thir crime rates to that of the USA, despite the massive disparities in population, blindly claim that the USA is the worst polluter in the world without considering Gross Domestic Product, etc. In a way, they are the moden equivalents of those from Europe who decided that all Americans were like the character in "A Fistful of Dollars"; dusty serape well worn, a loaded .45 Colt to settle any slight, and not to be counted out if there was grifting to be done or profit to be made.
The USA has a lot more murders then my European country does!! The USA is a dangerous place to live!!

Interesting....when you do a proportionate/per capita comparison, it seems that your country has more comparative crime per capita, especially violent crime.

We are more free then the USA!

Oh, so that is why that one person was jailed for writing a book denying the holocaust? If they did so in the USA, they would be ridiculed, not jailed; you were also going to talk about tolerance? You assuredly are a Paper Cutout European.
Paper Cutout European by Ironbrand September 10, 2006

ap european history

a pointless class that is fulla CRAP
i shot nugges of ap european history out of my arse
ap european history by Josh Chong January 26, 2004

latin european 

A latin european is anyone of mediterranean european descent.
i.e.
Southern French (inc. Monacoan), Italian (inc. Maltese, Sammarinian, and Vatican City), Spanish (inc. Andorran), Portuguese, Greek.

However, sometimes, "latin european" is also incorrectly used to refer to the "romance-speaking" (languages like French, Italian, Spanish, n Portuguese) nations of Europe.

It is the European term for "Latin American".
1. I'm from Latin Europe
2. So you're Latin European? Latin Europeans are sexy, apart from Vatican City people, they're religious)
1. LOLface, i no wot you mean.
2. I'm religious, i'm sexy, lets have sex twice in our whole life!
1. LOL LOL ROFLOL.
2. I'm the pope and I'm attractive!
3. Did I hear someone mention........ POPE?!
2. Ummm yeah, why?
3. Praise the pope!
1. Er.... yeah... wtf?
3. PRAISE PRAISE. The pope is a reincarnation of Jesus
2. Like seriously dude, christians dont believe in reincarnation.
3. But I'm not a christian.
1. Well why are you saying "praise the pope"?
3. I want to worship his body, and sex him when he's not looking.
1+2. Right, ok...
3. Ps, I hand out free handjobs ya no ;)
4. Did someone just say free handjobs???
3. Yes, I did!
1. Hey this discussion is meant to be about Latin Europeans btw...
4. I like handjobs
3. Where's your penis??
4. I cut it off :)
1+2+3. Uhhhhhhhhhhh!.... what??????
4. This way, I can wear tighter pants :)
1. omg...
2. he's naked
3. and he has no penis! I WANT you!!!!!
4. And the moral of this story is... Get naked, Get transgendered, and you can Get some SEX!
1. Er... this is SUPPOSED to be about Latin Europeans!!!!!
4. I'm Latin European.
2. No you're not, you have blond hair!
4. Oh :( Well I have black pubic hair...
1+2. Ewwwwwwwww
3. YUMMMMMM

It must be European 

(From the fact that certain appliances from Europe could not work in America)

A phrase uttered when someone or something does something different from normal customs or that it fails to work properly considering it's use.
Jack: Damn, why can't that screw tighten up!?
Reginald: Well, does it seem to be "righty loosey, lefty tighty"?
Jack: Of course, it must be European.
Reginald: I have to go Jack, I have to catch the 3:15 autobus to Bowling Green and help my constable friend to load lifts on a lorry and relax with some Earl Grey and crumpets.
Jack: Right...now YOU must be European
Reginald: No, I said that for the fun of it.