Buck a tin of whiskers 

The worst joke in history by spatuala Cunningham

I’m gonna buck a tin of whiskers

Buck a tin of whiskers by Hamdoolahamshank December 6, 2020

I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole 

When you shove a tin of Heinz beans up your ass for fun or pleasure.

Hey man, I shoved a tin of Heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man that's crazy!

I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole by Ikickcats September 27, 2022

no stranger to the biscuit tin 

(n.) a fat person

(n.) One who constantly pleads povert and begs.

Elitist is no stranger to the biscuit tin.

no stranger to the biscuit tin by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

pushing tin

Suppose you are in a group of people where you typically do not offer your opinion on some choice, but actually have a preference. Those who actually have no preference use this expression to denote no opinion.

To express that you have no private preference.

A: Where do you want to eat dinner?
B: I'm pushing tin.

pushing tin by tom June 6, 2004

the tin 

slang for the cells or jail

hear about big johhny boii, heard he got the tin

the tin by BIG BERTY BOIII FTP May 22, 2018

kicked in rubbish tin 

A person of distinctly ugly appearance. Really grotesque facial features. Often associated with fuglies

Yo, that dude's got a head like a kicked in rubbish tin

kicked in rubbish tin by Kool Kolino January 2, 2005

Chrome plating a rubbish tin 

For those who spend money restoring or repairing a piece of shit.

dude, you spend how much on that piece of shit car? talk about chrome plating a rubbish tin?

Chrome plating a rubbish tin by Profix March 1, 2009