privileged people

So-called white folks.

.. So-called white folks think that they are privileged people who are above the law.

privileged people by Willtoot July 19, 2017

white privilege 

A white man wearing a horned hat, who after breaking into the capitol and being arrested; is fed organic food in prison so his tummy wont hurt!

Hey, I heard that weird guy that stormed the capitol had his mommy complain that they he hadn't eaten in days cause the prison didn't serve organic food, and then they actually gave him the organic food he demanded!
Talk about white privilege

white privilege by Trumphater98 January 15, 2021

Irish privilege 

All of the special rights and advantages granted to a person by virtue of their not having been aborted as a fetus.

"Lads, we wouldn't be here drinking at this pub today if not for our Irish privilege."

Irish privilege by Space Mason June 14, 2018

Privilege point 

Something you get for being part of a minority that self-describes as discriminated. When applying for something (to a university, for a scholarship, for a job, for a grant, etc.), after your skill and worth have been considered out of 20, the system of privilege pointing goes something like this:

If black +1
If half-Asian +0.5
If muslim +2
If female +1
If native, aboriginal, etc. +1
If white male (except if muscular, physically attractive, etc.) -2
If gay +1
If transgender +4

Only people that score at least 5/10 on a physical attractiveness scale are entitled to privilege points. (Ironically, this rules out people with coloured hair).

Hence, a can get a perfect 20/20 application with a raw score of 12.

Hey I just got into Uni, never could have made it if I wasn't a black converted muslim male-to-female transgender. Thank god for privilege points.

Privilege point by TorChimp May 22, 2017

privileged piss 

When someone without a disability uses the handicap stall in the bathroom, purely because it’s larger than the other stalls.

My friend was taking a privileged piss yesterday when someone in a wheelchair came into the bathroom. She felt terrible when she got out of the stall.

privileged piss by kyaat October 11, 2017

Privilege Pole

A white mans penis.

People are all different, some people love BBC, others love the Privilege Pole.

Privilege Pole by imhypershadow July 18, 2018

privilege 

an advantage given to one at birth that gives said person an advantage in life

"that rich kid is so privileged"

privilege by Rotcrafter January 5, 2020