chelsea violet 

A beautiful and imaginative girl who is always on the move. This girl is friends with everyone and loves to be around others. Although popular, she is very smart and is ready to help others with studying and/or homework. She will never let you down. Trust her with a secret, and she'll keep it safe. She is also one of the most talented girls in the whole world. Everyone wanted to be around a Chelsea Violet.

Who is everyone crowing around? Must be a Chelsea Violet!

chelsea violet by MickeyClubHouse<3 July 28, 2010

Chelsea FC

Shit football team based in West London, who won pretty much fuck all for 50 years, owned and bankrolled by Russian crook Roman Abramovic. Abramovic has so far spunked over 500 million pounds on Chelsea without signing a single truly great player or winning a European trophy and are now fucked since Man City has become the richest club in Europe. When Abramovic eventually gets bored they will be forced to turn Stamford Bridge into luxury flats to pay off their massive debts. If they win it's buy cheating or luck. The Arsenal play the kind of football Chelsea can only dream about.

"Ashley Coles wife has got two cunts"

Away section at Chelsea FC

Chelsea FC by sooner_gooner August 17, 2009

Chelsea FC

wankers who failed miserably in their attempt to buy a Treble.

Chelsea's player wages: over £150 million
Watching Chelsea stumble to L'Pool: priceless

Chelsea FC by GCZ May 7, 2005

Chelsea fc

An Intercontinental handball team that masquerades as a football club in the Premier League.

Bankrolled by a Russian sugar daddy, most referees extend the rules of football to allow Chelsea the use of their hands in Premier League games. Their star players are John Terry who plays at Centre Backhand and Didier Drogba who is a Striker.

They are consistent rather than spectacular, they don't often drop below their high standards but equally cannot raise their game when it matters - see cup competitions.

With Chelsea fc wealth and back to back premiership titles, what do do people talk about? The fact they haven't won the Champions League - says it all really.

Chelsea fc by Danny09 August 27, 2006

Chelsea FC

Also see Chelski. A Russian soccer team (should no longer be considered English in origin) housed by London, England. Are the toy of Russian gangster Roman Abramovich (who, for the record, cannot speak English). Use Abramovich's dirty money in an attempt to sign whomever they wish but are often turned down (as was the case with Real Madrid's Raul) as they are 99.9% style and 0.01% substance. Have a limited (and much muted) fan base. Bought the Carling Cup at the expense of Liverpool FC and, more recently, the Premiership at the expense of Arsenal FC and Manchester United FC. Are now attempting to buy the European Cup at the expense of Liverpool and AC Milan/PSV Eindhoven. May succeed (but underservedly so). Are in possession of the most expensive (and cheating) squad in the world (including ball-handling expert Tiago). Are 2005's team and will prove to be 2005's team only.

Chelsea FC robbed Liverpool FC of the Carling Cup in the 2004/2005 season.

Chelsea FC will attempt to rob Liverpool FC of the European Cup in the 2004/2005 season.

Chelsea FC are inferior to Arsenal FC.

Chelsea FC's fan base, confined to East London and East Europe (Russia), is inferior to that of West Ham United FC.

Chelsea FC by UNTERMENSCHEN May 2, 2005

Chelsea Schriever

The nicest girl YOU will ever meet. she is beautiful and has dark hair. one very unique person

Chelsea Schriever is beautiful

Chelsea Schriever by yamama4life August 23, 2009

Chelsea Drysdale 

An outrageously sexy being, almost goddess like.. Has been known to kill a man with one glance. Chelsea Drysdale is also known as a mixture between Fergie And Jesus with a dash of Brad Pitt and David Beckham. She has been seen hosting many pop culture award shows. She also has a sexy pencil sharpener on her keychain. Chelsea Drysdale is pure beauty and will never be surpassed in her looks.

Where is Frankensteins Balls? Oh ya, Chelsea Drysdale cut his balls off

Chelsea Drysdale by yupyupyup89049 September 14, 2010