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Crude Birth Rate 

If you search this up, you probably take AP Human Geography classes too!

Well if you need to study what the fuck this is, this is the amount of people born per 1000 people in a society.
The Crude Birth Rate in the US is 11.

Avocado birth 

When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.

It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.
At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"
Avocado birth by nice bever February 3, 2024

Home Birth 

A sexual act in which the lady viciously straddles the face of her partner whilst screaming and cursing. The partner then has to push himself forward to breathe before she can defecate on his chest.
What's up, Dave? You look glum.

Sharon and I home birthed last night and we'd been to Taco Bell.
Home Birth by Mr Fury March 21, 2024

the birth 

"the birth of youtube"
the birth by pollen01 March 26, 2024

the birth 

The birth of youtube
the birth by pollen01 March 26, 2024

the birth 

The birth of youtube
the birth by pollen01 March 26, 2024