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The Triangle Choker 

When one sexual partner performs the jiu jitsu move ‘the triangle choke’ by wrapping their legs tightly around the neck of the other partner, aggressively headlocking them with their legs and feet, then proceeding to fling the partner into the bed where they continue to have very rough and violent sex
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Derek: ‘hey man, how was last night with Ivy?’
Rodriguez: ‘it was amazing! She let me do the Triangle Choker on her! It was heaven’

The Alaskan Choke-Hold 

To complete the "Ice Bath Challenge" while masturbating.
"Hey man! What's with the hospital tag?"
"I just got done doing the Alaskan Choke-Hold. It was incredible!"

The Kingsbray Chookie 

The name of an infamous greyhound from the city of Perth, Western Australia... was known for molesting sheep and incurring extensive medical debts due to an inability to poo. Used in the terms of random conversation starters, inability to handle awkward silences and also to confuse the other members of a conversation.
Neil: So, I was waiting for the bus yesterday and realized just as I was about to get on that I ......... THE KINGSBRAY CHOOKIE!

Friend: What!?!?!? Wtf is a Kingsbray Chookie?

Neil: THE KINGSBRAY CHOOKIE!!!!

The ultimate choice 

When you have diarrhea & are vomiting at the same time, & have to choose between sitting or kneeling at the toilet.
Brianna got really bad food poisoning from Panda Express, so she had to make the ultimate choice.
The ultimate choice by facesit February 5, 2021

The Dirty Chocolate Cake 

When you eat your gf ass and she forgot to wipe.
Friend 1: Mate I was eating my gf ass and it had pooh in it
Friend 2: AH mate you ate the dirty chocolate cake

over-the-counter chopper 

1. An expensive custom motorcycle put together by a motorcycle shop, usually purchased by a wealthy individual. 2. A custom motorcycle built with bolt-on parts right out of boxes, with no custom fabrication.
1. Greg didn't want to get his fingers dirty buildin' his own bike, so he bought an over-the-counter chopper. 2. Big Doug ordered all the parts he needed out of the catalog to put together his over-the-counter chopper.

Dippin' in the dark chocolate 

You would say this when a white male has sexual relations with a person of color
"Did you see James' new girlfriend? "
"yeah, he's been dippin' in the dark chocolate all of a sudden