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lacking depth, judging base on the surface
Person 1: "You are a bad person."

Person 2: "Name an example. Just exactly what did I do wrong?"

Person 1: *silent*

Person 2: "Can't huh!? We don't get along because you seem to already judged me by the number of friends I have on facebook!"

*pause*

Person 2: "You're pretty shallow."
shallow by kanekanekaneX June 9, 2009
to care more about looks than personality
stop looking at her boobs you are soo shallow
Shallow by BlackDragonV1 November 16, 2003
A person who cannot access the imaginative, creative, understanding, emotional part of their brain. Shallow people are brainwashed by the media, they can't think for themselves. They tend to like hilary duff, britney spears, and mainstream rap and the little mainstream rock that is played. They serve no purpose to this earth. Their future holds long lines of angry customers that want their hamburger, and the words "we love to see you smile".
see deep depth creativeprepmainstream music
They cannot see the little things, like nature, all they see is what the media tells them to see.
Shallow by my name April 6, 2004

sheep shit in shallow water 

something that is offensive to any of the senses by reason of its extreme ugliness or by being totally devoid of what the utterer considers to be redeeming value.
"That motherfucker has his nerve calling anydamnbody ugly - he looks like sheep shit in shallow water even in his BEST outfit."
A person that feeds off of another persons misery, someone that judges books by their cover, someone that is needy, and spolied
The main cheerleader on the squad that dates the hot quarterback
a GOLDDIGGER
Guy 1: I wish I had like a crap load of money, and then maybe Janie would talk to me?

Guy 2: Why do you like her?, she is shallow, and if you did have all the money, she would spend it and leave you with nothing and move on to the next rich guy.

Guy 1: Nope, she is not that type of girl.

Guy 2: Oh yes she is, and anyway doens't Sally like you?

Guy 1: GROSS, are you serious, she is soo ugly

Guy 2: you know what, I think your right maybe you and Janie belong together, becuase you both are shallow

Slug swallowing 

When you take a frozen cube of cum then let it slightly thaw out before taking the whole thing and swallowing it, feeling like a thick slimy slug is going down your throat.
Dude I tried slug swallowing the other night and it felt great!
Slug swallowing by Rekosuave17 December 16, 2021