Seattle Tugboat 

The northwest form of a Cleveland Steamer. It is critical that you eat a large quantity of Mexican food before preforming the Seattle Tugboat so that you have diharria. You then crap on the girl's chest and slide down with a "toot toot" noise, more like a tugboat.

Dude 1: Man I gave this chick a wicked Seattle Tugboat last night!
Dude 2: I didn't know you had a girlfriend!
Dude 1: No, man it was your girlfriend!

Seattle Tugboat by TJ_01 February 19, 2009

Seattle Sounders

The worst team to ever play professional soccer/football. To the point where a 11 year old girls team could beat them.

Did you see the Seattle Sounders loose against the Portland Timbers? Yeah dude, they can’t win to Portland.

Seattle Sounders by Seattle Sounders March 9, 2019

Seattle Super Noodle

One of the forbidden sex moves created by shaolin monks who watch too much American baseball.

i was really enjoying myself when all of a sudden he tries a Seattle Super Noodle and then i had uncontrollable multiple gasms

Seattle Super Noodle by king kerrence January 25, 2011

Seattle Stew

Seattle Stew is great tasting dish made from IKEA meatballs that have horse-meat in them. It could be eaten on the anniversary of the death of the famous racehorse called Seattle Slew out of either respect or disrespect.

Alternatively, if one opened a slaughterhouse for horses in Seattle, Washington, one could call stew containing horse meat Seattle stew.

I just ate some meatballs from IKEA and when I found out that I had done so I got to thinking about horses and then I remembered the legendary Seattle Slew. hence the name, Seattle Stew.

Seattle Stew by Nickelman from the boonies. February 25, 2013

Seattle mo

It's just like normal sex, except sometimes you get stuck halfway through and the Fire Department has to help you get off.

"Janet, how was your weekend?"
"It was pretty nice, thanks for asking Bridget. Sam and I took a ride on the Seattle Monorail. Thank God the firefighters were hot or I never would have gotten off."

Seattle mo by AccidentalCider October 1, 2014

Seattle Slip and Slide

First have 5 women lay on their backs with their legs outstrectched above them in a v formation then after lubricating ones entire body with KY jelly while naked and semi erect slide across the line of women.

The party was so fierce it had a Seattle slip and slide.

Seattle Slip and Slide by InsincereApology August 1, 2016

Seattle Lightning Bolt 

When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly

Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"

Seattle Lightning Bolt by lusealdickman September 18, 2016