playing like Betty White 

Performing badly at any task, especially at work, because of being hungry.

This term is derived from a Snickers commercial that originally aired during Superbowl XLIV.

Boss: Joe, you were supposed to have this done an hour ago.

Joe: Sorry, boss. I was in a hurry this morning and I skipped breakfast, so now I'm playing like Betty White.

playing like Betty White by Gene Yoos March 13, 2011

Playing yahtzee! 

The act of mastrubating in the motion of shaking the dice cup from yahtzee & then throwing your ejaculations all over the recipient like you would throw the dice from the yahtzee cup.

Dude 1 - " I sat on top of Shaniqua Playing Yahtzee! with her all night long."

Playing yahtzee! by J.A.R.E.D. July 1, 2011

playing slug 

The act of covering one's self in lotion and rolling around on the floor of one's bathroom.

Guy: dude I really need to relax I'm so stressed out from life right now.
Friend: just go home and play slug, it always helps me get my mind off things.
Guy: I used up all of my lotion playing slug last week though.

playing slug by thefistyhampster February 27, 2014

Playing Flappy Bird 

The pre-masturbatory act of grabbing your flaccid penis with your fingers or hand, and flapping or bouncing it around to predicate an erection.

"Yo, you try this Flappy Bird game yet? I heard it's real addicting."
"Heh, I'm playing flappy bird right now."
"Well how is it- what in the hell man, you're disgusting!"
"Well, playing flappy bird is more of a gateway deal, it only gets addicting once you're actually jerking off. "

Playing Flappy Bird by Dead.juice March 4, 2014

Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple 

Desperately trying to ditch an object that harms its holder.

In the Ready Player One movie, the High Five were passing along Chucky the Living doll in hopes of not getting stabbed. They were Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple. ...get it? Li-like a grenade?

Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple by The Logical Fallacy May 29, 2018

playing clown

The act of blowing up balloons with nitrous, and inhaling them while on psychedelics to enhance visuals. The key to playing clown is replicating the sound of a balloon being blown up by a clown at a party, or by a wook at a music festival.

Bro 1: Did you hear those balloons being filled up at our neighbors campsite until 4:30 am last night?

Bro 2: Sounds like they were playing clown.

playing clown by rslock February 13, 2021

playing with the big boys NOW

Prince of Egypt chant

PLAYING WITH THE BIG BOYS NOW

playing with the big boys NOW by Nitram sicnarf June 14, 2021