ice hockey 

When you are French kissing a partner and hook ice cubes out of their mouth into yours.

Person 1: How's your new girlfriend?
Person 2: Great. We played ice hockey last night.

ice hockey by yapX July 21, 2023

Do the hokey pokey

Have a cone.

Australian Citizen 1: Oi Davo! Let's go Do the hokey pokey and get turnt around!
Australian Citizen 2 (Davo): Sounds farkin skitz! I am stingin for a cone.

Do the hokey pokey by Skooooobs June 5, 2019

Hinkelman

One who posseses a staggering level of sexiness, hotness, n in some serious cases makes woman want to rip his clothes off n do innapropriate things in public with the "hinkelman". Usually of many mixed races,(one race culdnt make all that sexiness), making him amazing at all sports n activities, a huge private area, n an outstanding fighter

I wish i was a hinkelman

Hinkelman by fickidyfickstermascher October 27, 2008

Hockey Fight

Making the ugly girl your about to have sex with put on a hockey jersey and nothing else. So during you can pull the jersey over her head like in a hockey fight and go to town.

Chase: I heard you slept with that girl with the screwed up nose?

Kyle: Haha ya I didn't notice it, i had a hockey fight with her.

Hockey Fight by Fletcher F. Fletcher March 3, 2009

Hustle to Hockey

The need to get to a hockey game quickly.

Person 1: Want to come over and stay up all night eating cheetos and playing CODMW 2?

Person 2: Nah, I've got to hustle to hockey.

Hustle to Hockey by FarTop April 8, 2010

field hockey 

A difficult, physically exhuasting sport played by aggressive and determined girls and sometimes guys. There are usually 11 players on the field (right back, center back, left back, right mid, center mid, left mid, right wing, right link, left link, left wing and goalie.) The point of the game is to drive the plastic/cork ball into the opposing teams' goal. Those who say field hockey isn't a real sport, you are truly ignorant. You must be able to endure the constant sprinting and be able to stop, dribble, slap, push and drive the ball for long distances. You must be able to endure the constant pain of places where you've been hitten by a stick or ball and sprains. Field Hockey players DO NOT play because we want to feel important, nor is it for the entertainment of male watchers. Players play for the love of the game, which is the only way you can stand 6 month hockey season (pre-season starting in June and the season ending in November.) The game has nothing to do with sexuallity, out of the 50 some people on my team, every single one of us is straight. Although it is true that many Field Hockey players wear skirts to play, some wear shorts, meaning the game has nothing to do with wanting to see other girls in short skirts. If anybody disrespecting Field Hockey played for just one game, you would be amazed by people who can stand it for a whole season.

Stephaine: What are you doing after school?
Julia: I've got field hockey practice for the next three hours.
Stephanie: Man, you still play that? It was so hard I had to quit during pre-season. You must really love the sport, I respect that.

field hockey by Field Hockey Player October 14, 2007

Hockey dad 

One bad mother fucker, literally. Not one to be taken lightly, and by no means don't fuck with one. To fuck with a hockey dad would more then often mean bein on the wrong end of an ass whoopin.

That hockey dad just put a beat down on that beseball dad, because he said baseball was better than hockey. Poor fool opened a can of whoop ass on himself, with such dumb comment.

Hockey dad by TV CAR March 5, 2010