witty-watty 

Witty-Watty is a slang term for midget masturbation.

The sound a midget's balls make when he is masturbating.

"Hey Joey"
"Yeah, Bret?"
"Look at that midget over by the trashcan~"
"Holy cow, Bret. He is getting his witty-watty on!"
"That is hot."

witty-watty by Cedric Stewart Collins Jr. March 24, 2008

Witty Spec 

When you buy a cheap Honda Civic and it’s neither a type R or type S it’s just Witty spec

Woahhhh is that a Honda Civic type R bro, Nah it’s just witty spec

Witty Spec by BlueCarFigureOutWho December 2, 2021

witty barb 

a clever Bruce Campbell one liner.

hail to the king,
kiss my boomstick,
come get some,

witty barb by Snake Plissken March 25, 2005

Witty Profiles 

1. Where self confidence goes to die.

2. A website which would be really good, except for the people. The so-called 'witty profilers' or 'wittians' hate anyone born after 1996, because apparently (according to a 'witty girl') a 90's kid is between 1986-1996.

3. A website, where people WILL judge you unless you're not popular. If you are, you'll have stupid suck-ups favouriting all of your quotes, following you and standing up for you. However, you will have a gang of haters who want your top-quote status.

4. A website where, as soon as a boy joins and posts something like 'hi, i am a boy' he gets 599495673 faves. But a girl could join, post quotes WORTH reading, and get 1 fave.

1. Omg, she's not popular, let's try and get her off Witty Profiles by leaving mean comments!

2. Omg, you aren't a 90's kid, we all hate you!

3. Omg, you're popular, I LOVE YOU! FOLLOW MEEEE!!!

4. Omg, your'e a boy, I'll act like I'm not desperate but I'll fave+follow until you like me!

Witty Profiles by Harsh Reality. April 16, 2012

Witty Banter 

This definition is accredited by means of going directly to the source of "Witty Banter" - England.

Therein, according to newly researched anthropological studies across the Big Pond; this form of human communication is best deciphered by its mood altering characteristics.

It is while playing Badminton, when two strictly Protestant, English homosexual men or women increase their sexual drive by striking at the "Birdie" and at the same time say something nuanced of their forthcoming and imminent carnal encounter. These statements describing said act, increase both subject's hormonal activity, which can then be monitored by the glittered inflection of voice.

Said one anthropology student to another, "Their exchange of witty banter could almost consider as orgasmic in deployment!"

Witty Banter by gravy111 November 19, 2010

Witty Insult 

not "ur mom"

person A: "you're an idiot"
person b: *doesnt say "no ur mom", instead chooses to find a clever and unique comeback not said 50+ times a day by middle schoolers who spend all day jerking off to wattpad smut*
person a: "wow what a witty insult! you're so cool!"

Witty Insult by LunaMoon11037 March 18, 2022

Witty Comments  

A comment used a flirtation tool to back up a statment. Also used to gain status among members of the opposite sex.

"Oh god he had an average of fifty witty comments per converstion, shit now i'm getting horny."

"Witty Comments are so sexy!"

"Oh that is so witty"

Witty Comments by CheezyPumpkinPie March 17, 2009