Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out! 

An idiom used to tell someone to get the fuck out.
Popularized by Doc, the old bar owner in The Boondock Saints, during the scene leading up to the bar fight with the Russian Mafia. Doc, who suffers from tourettes, commonly stutters and, therefore, mixes sayings (such as "People in glass houses sink ships"). Doc, who wants the Russian Mafia to gtfo, tells asks: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"

NOTE: In order to sound authentic the quote must me said in an Irish accent

Nic:"You're such a douchebag."
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"

Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out! by dancesinblood1 October 17, 2011

Why my peepee hard and long??? 

This is when you get a boner. And when you high on crack.

Why my peepee hard and long??? Said the man on crack

Why my peepee hard and long??? by uhhhh mr chicken nuggets XDDD July 18, 2018

And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich 

Used at the end of a story with no point, much like And Then I Found Five Dollars. It is effective in that it confuses the listener.

So I fell asleep last night at seven and woke up a ten...And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich

And That's Why You Never Milk an Ostrich by REPO!THEGENETICOPERA!!!!!!!!!! August 5, 2010

And that’s why we drink 

Shitty podcast where they only talk about themselves all the time. Hosts are Christine and Em, two shitty people that google themselves.

My favourite podcast is and that’s why we drink!

And that’s why we drink by Bktgrl October 29, 2020

Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is 

An expression that a dominant person says to a weak person; especially when it comes to a challenge. The expression was actually more of an insult than an intended joke made toward another person.

The expression "Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is" was used by a very dominant person or a bully to insult a weaker person.

Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is by Boyzkang Crudz February 8, 2012

Why don't you grow a sack and do it, Laddie? 

A phrase spoken with an Irish or Scottish accent, meaning, be a man and get it done.

Guy1: I don't think i can do it.

Irishman: Why don't you grow a sack and do it, Laddie?

Why don't you grow a sack and do it, Laddie? by Swagger-2094 July 21, 2011

My foot hurts and I don't know why 

A pain in the foot, caused by something or other that cannot be identified, could be as simple as a sharp pebble in your shoe to as bad as you having stage four cancer tumor in your foot.

Guy1: Ow, my foot hurts and I don't know why.
Guy2: That sucks.

My foot hurts and I don't know why by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 21, 2022