A Whelan 

An artisan coffee shop owner who says they love 90’s RAP but doesn’t even know how many albums Eminem has released. Wishes they could grow a hipster beard too.
His coffee might be good but it’s lost on most as they can’t stop staring at his dodgy dress sense.

Oh you know A Whelan, I bet you like dodgy rap and coffee. Your hipster beard, top knot and trucker hat is so last year.

A Whelan by Tinkers JF April 11, 2020

Wheylan 

To burn a marshmallow terribly

He always wheylans his marshmallow.

Wheylan by anonymous April 14, 2021

Whilander 

Half White and Half Islander. When a full white man or woman make love to a full island man or woman. They shoot out damn gorgeous Whilanders!

Person #1- Hey I like your skin color your tan, are you hispanic?
Person #2- Fuck no! I am Whilander! You people always ask me that shit!

Daddy White, Momma Islander OR
Momma White, Daddy Islander

Whilander by CoconutDre January 8, 2011

Wieland

One of the most handsomest people on earth. Once you date him, you will never want to break up with him. He has an amazing sense of humor and he just treats everyone well. Once he hugs you, you will want to always make him hug you!

Did you see Wieland? He is amazing!!

Wieland by Star_Games October 7, 2016

Whelaned 

To get completely smashed; pound down brewskies

Dude we are toatally getting whelaned tonight!!!

Dude that kid is totally whelaned, he just fell down the bleachers

Whelaned by merrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr December 3, 2010

Whelanfare 

Awful food takes of a seemingly newly divorced man on a tight budget with the taste buds of a COVID patient

How was the BBQ?

Shit, full Whelanfare, did you know Aldi sells steaks now?

Whelanfare by AndyFastow July 12, 2022

Whelen 

The best lights and sirens manufacturer ever!
Brightest loudest and continually revolutionizing the business with led's strobes and sirens and switchpacks.

Wail!!! Scream!!!!!yelp.yelp.....Hear that? That was a Whelen for sure!

Whelen by Jag III November 13, 2004