-To be belligerently drunk, but still completely functional, while hitting on anything with a heartbeat.
-To be obliterated.
-Being wasted while everyone enjoys your charming and enticing embrace presence.
-Applicable to any day of the week, one must be blacked out.
Bro 1: Hey Bro what's that guy doing?
Bro 2: Oh man he is really Waded Out. He hit on every girl here and they enjoy it!
Bro 1: I want to be Waded Out!
Bro 2: Then stop talking and beer bong this Vodka.
Waxed out is when you get totally wasted beyond wasted. You are now beyond shitfaced, and have entered a new dimension of fucked up-ness. You are waxed out.
Yo, Showerhandle. I am going to get so waxed out tomorrow on some Psilocybin mushrooms. I am going to enter another realm that exists within the human genitals, and tear open its mouth with my brain tumor.
The peak form of human transportation. It involves diving or slamming into the ground at a diagonal angle in such a way that you slide upon landing. It can also be utilized by a man during sex to perform quick and highly accelerated thrusts into a girl by sliding back and forth across the floor between each thrust.