waxing biscuits 

Girl-on-girl hole grinding, where the legs are intertwined and participants are rubbing their ladyparts vigorously against each other.

Look at those chicks waxing biscuits. Looks like they're leg-wrestling.

waxing biscuits by The Kerb November 22, 2006

Waxing the Cheese 

Male masturbation

I was pissed because my mom walked in on me while I was waxing the cheese.

Waxing the Cheese by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 16, 2010

Waxing the dolphin

male masturbation; jacking off, choking the chicken, bashing the bishop, polishing the rocket.

When i think about my gf, i start waxing the dolphin.

I walked in on Barry waxing the dolphin.

Waxing the dolphin by DJ Buss May 1, 2010

Waxing the Cat 

An excuse to give to someone when you really, really don't want to talk to them. It's sort of like a stunner because no one expects it. Once you stun them, it's your time to get away.

"Waxing the Cat" is a family-friendly way to get the hell away from someone you don't like.

Joanie: Blah, blah, something stupid, blah, blah...
Fred: I MUST BE OFF! I'M GOING TO BE WAXING THE CAT!
Joanie: *Staring at Fred in shock*
Fred: *Makes an epic get away* HA, it works everytime!

Waxing the Cat by Sir John Doe, Esq. July 26, 2010

waxing your puppy 

to masturbate or jerk off

Ethans mom caught him waxing his puppy!

waxing your puppy by patissweet September 8, 2005

Waxing gibbous 

The name used to call a certain Finley courtier when he gets loud. Can be used in conjunction with ‘your fat’ or ‘fucking whale’ for maximum effect.

Beck: hey fin wattup u waxing gibbous

Fin: hey that’s so mean I only gained 25kg over lockdown what the hell man

Waxing gibbous by wittybanter1239 September 21, 2020

waxing the bean 

Metaphor for male masturbation. Usually used to note future activity.

After the hog toss, I'll probably just go home and wax the bean.

waxing the bean by hardpack May 20, 2005