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Eye Visor 

Eye Visor aye vahy-zer

Noun:

1) Armour

a. (on a person's eyelids) a piece having slits or holes for vision, situated above and pivoted with a beaver or a ventail and beaver.

b. a similar piece of plate having holes or slits for vision and breathing, attached to or used with any of various other natural eyelashes, as the armet, sallet, basinet, or helm.

2) the projecting front brim of an eyelid.

3) a means of concealment; disguise.

4) a flap, usually of keratin, human hair lashes, and mink fur lashes, or the like, that is attached on an eyelid above the eyeball and can be swung down to protect the eyes from the sun's glare.
"Wow! Nails did, hair did, and new eye visors!?! GURL you look goooood!"

"I'm not stoned, I just need to strengthen my eyelids for these new eye visors"

"Ohh lawd, that's suns so bright I couldn't see a thing without my eye visors"

"Is it cloudy out or is it just my eye visors?"
Eye Visor by McChillen April 9, 2020
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tinted visor 

A plastic cage with a dark tint often used on hockey helmets.

The term is used to describe the clarity of a man's vision when intoxicated and how it affects his judgment on a woman's hotness.
"She's not bad lookin'. I'd screw her with the tinted visor on."

"I can't believe I just woke up next to that! I MUST have had the tinted visor on last night!"
tinted visor by Bake Hix September 6, 2009
Related Words

No Cap Full Visor 

Over exaggerating no cap

Kinda like period no tampon.
Matt: Noah sucks at rapping ahlie?
Brady: yo NO cap full visor

Pfizer Visor 

A visor with the Pfizer logo given to people who don't get to get the vaccine on the game show "So you think you can get the vaccine" Hosted by Dr. Anthony Fauci. (Kate McKinnon)

SNL's Version: Lovely Pfizer Visor- Its a visor with the work Pfizer on it
"A reminder, any contestant not going home with a vaccine will take home one of our highly desirable consolation prizes like a Pfizer Visor."
Pfizer Visor by Daugh March 20, 2021

With Tinted Visor 

Being so drunk, that women who you once thought weren't attractive suddenly become attractive. Alcohol is usually to blame. It gets it's name from a piece of glass, attached to a hockey helmet for eye protection. With this glass tinted, it would become very hard to see or distinguish things which are distinguishable otherwise.
"She's smokin'...with tinted visor on of course."
With Tinted Visor by Blinky938 September 6, 2009

Irish Visor 

The practice of plopping an erect penis on a woman's forehead during fellatio. This is often done in complete surprise.
"My girlfried complained about the sun in her eyes while she was blowing me, so I gave her an Irish Visor."
Irish Visor by TM* J. Huss 2008 December 16, 2008

stupid visor 

stupid visor by zayloume September 16, 2017