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Providing benefit for the town and it's people. Contributing to the greater good of the community.
Person 1: I went out and planted a bunch of wildflower seeds on the bare parking lots strips. Person 2: That's so village!
village by flipflopsock June 3, 2024

Village Idiot 

In 1555, Nostradamus wrote:
Come the millennium, month 12, in the home of greatest power, the village idiot will come forth to be acclaimed the leader.
Village Idiot by Stoneur August 7, 2003

village stick

Coming from Bulgarian: Селска пръчка.

Тhis is a very stupid woman who likes to wear animal prints, listening to well known Bulgarian music genre Pop-folk (oily Chalga), always a gold digger.
village stick by jimmy88 June 17, 2014

Village Bicycle 

A slutty chick who has had sex with many peope. Derived from the meaning of a small town, with one bike to go places. All in all, everybody has ridden the bike.
"Your dating Anglela? Man, shes the village bicycle, dump that bitch."

Village Surfing 

When a player of minecraft flies into the air with a fishing rod and throws the bobber onto an unsuspecting mob and then retracts the mob. The mob is seen flying up into the air above the player, and then, in most cases, hitting the ground and dying.
Tom:"So i was Village Surfing in Creative mode and flew up into the air with a fishing rod. I threw it down and it landed onto a creeper. Believe it or not, when i reeled in the bobber, the creeper came up with it and then hit the ground and died!"

Joe:"I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about or who you are.."
Village Surfing by WhoaDere April 19, 2013

village bike

The girl everyone has had a 'ride' on. Derogatory term for a promiscuious girl
Tommy's old girlfriend is the local 'village bike'.
village bike by Gough Bedlam June 16, 2006