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Crotch Vampires

1.) A more intense form of the STD Crabs.
2.) The lice-like creatures that infest the pubic hair of an individual suffering from said STD.
Crabs are contagious; Crotch Vampires are voracious.
Crotch Vampires by Tzepish March 2, 2005

Vampires Suck 

A movie that well... kind of sucked. Based on the previews, it really didn't look bad. Anything that has dancing werewolves and a spoof about some of those insane team Edward/Jacob fans can't be too bad, right? Wrong. This movie is only 80 minutes, but it feels much longer. The movie drags on, and the plot is just random. It has a few good moments that make you laugh, but for the most part, you just want it to end. It doesn't even matter if you love or hate Twilight. Both Twilight lovers and haters could have enjoyed this movie. Instead, lovers hate it because it doesn't even make sense, and haters hate it because it is a lame parody of Twilight. Overall, it is a complete waste of time and money. Enjoy.
Boy #1: "Vampires Suck? Isn't that the movie that makes fun of Twilight? I want to see it!"

Boy #2: "Yeah, well Vampires Suck sucks even more than Edward Cullen with a sippy cup of blood!"
Vampires Suck by craziness15 September 11, 2010

Vampiric 

The tendency to be lazy and hate the sun.
person 1: "Oh my god, the sun is so bright! I think ill just go back to bed."

person 2: "Oh, please. . . stop being so vampiric and go to school."
Vampiric by Vita Mintoya February 1, 2010

Vampires 

A being with need of blood for sustenance and an affliction to the sun.

There are several different kinds of vampires.

Morroi is the most rare. It is when a pregnant woman gets bit and her child lives. Said child is moroii and is self-feeding.

Stragoii would be the example of the mother who was bitten.

Lamia is a long reaching family of vampires where each generation is, in fact vampiric.

Stragoii and Lamia are both stronger than made vampires and moroii. They often have superstrength and some sort of mind connect to other beings.

According to several sources, being made vampire takes up three days and is often extremely painful. The process sometimes only requires being bit once. Other times it the victim must be exchange blood with blood mate once everyday for the period of three days.

The victim often becomes disoriented and slightly maddened during the process.

Vampires are able to lure their prey quite easliy through talents and sometimes a special body secretion that is irresistable to all other living beings.They're prey comes practically willing.

Most vampires live in covens or families.
The Vampires disappeared under the veil of night as quickly as they had appeared.
Vampires by Ms. K.G.H October 16, 2008

Attracting Lesbian Vampires 

A girl is attracting lesbian vampires while she is on her period. The blood being for the vampires and of course the pussy for the lesbians.
God damn, my girlfriends totally attracting lesbian vampires.
A quality of a vampire.

Such as: awesomeness, coolness, a nibbler, HOTness, orrr freakin sexy teeth!
I'm sooo attracted to your vampirity!

You got me high on your vampirity.
vampirity by bodaciousweather March 26, 2009