Update my finsta 

A group of 20 something year old idiots who use this phrase to say they are going number 2 .

"Aww man that taco bell went right through me, I gotta go update my finsta!"

Update my finsta by Updatefinsta August 24, 2019

update bomb

(v.) To overwrite a piece of software with a new version, which surprisingly turns out to be inferior to the old version.

I update bombed my phone to the new OS, now the maps don't work and there's these ugly gradients everywhere.

update bomb by whiteraven9 November 6, 2013

update-a-roony

A snazzy way of saying "update" (noun)

I called my friend Skippy to give him the update-a-roony on what we were planning for the evening.

update-a-roony by Despook September 26, 2006

update whore 

A person who would sleep with a fat ass to get an update on a story they are reading. Most commonly found update whoring about shitty pieces of shit writing that some 12 year old queer wrote filled with yaoi and lemon.

Jessica is such an update whore, she slept with me for an update.

update whore by j'mall December 29, 2007

update rape 

When you haven’t updated an app for whatever reason, and you don’t want to, but it automatically updates anyways.

Snapchat really update raped me with the new layout, I hate it.

update rape by MrPanos May 5, 2018

update synapse 

when people in the synapse cord want the update to be faster so they spam #memes

When synapse doesn't update you're supposed to spam update synapse.

update synapse by g h o s t l y August 28, 2019

Update when? 

when the retarded green names tags spam everyday untill update 2

greentard; UpdaTE wHen?
any name tags color with right: SHUT UP

Update when? by yo gamer March 10, 2021